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Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread 14:36 - Dec 21 with 3624 views

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsillitis!

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Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread on 12:20 - Dec 22 with 593 views

Benny the Blue

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Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread on 13:26 - Dec 22 with 545 views

We're having a Brexit Christmas Dinner this year ....................... No Brussels.

The real slackjack .... beware of imposters! They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ......... Enough said!

Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread on 13:29 - Dec 22 with 542 views

That’s the last time I go to the urology departments Christmas party.

Nobody told me it was bring your own bottle.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread on 13:30 - Dec 22 with 540 views

I bought my missus a fridge this Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

The real slackjack .... beware of imposters! They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ......... Enough said!

Planet Swans Christmas jokes thread on 16:07 - Dec 22 with 491 views

One snowman turns to the other and asks, "can you smell carrots?"

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