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Poo transplant??? 19:00 - Feb 4 with 2252 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

I’ve just watched an episode of South Park where Kyles mom gets a poo transplant. This is a procedure where someone else’s poo gets placed in her anus and the result is that she feels much better and looks much younger. All the other women in town then attempt to steal her poop to shove up their own arses to get the same effect. It all comes to a hilarious ending when it turns out they all get bacterial infections from shoving dirty turkey basters up where the sun don’t shine.

Anyway I thought this was just run of the mill South Park toilet humour but upon googling it I discovered that these procedures are an actual thing and people are actually doing it. It’s a growing multi million dollar industry apparently. The “science” (supposedly) behind it is that by inserting the faeces of a healthy person it changes your own micro biome and gives you all the healthy bacteria they have therefore improving your own gut health.

Has anyone on here had this done and how did it go for you?

Also to professor or anyone else may know more about this stuff (I bet fans dad is a reknowned expert in the field too) does this sort of thing actually work? Or is it all pseudoscience guff?
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Poo transplant??? on 19:23 - Feb 4 with 2237 viewsGixerJack

I tried Yakult once….. that was a load of s**t too
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Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 with 2234 viewsProfessor

It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.

Also enhances vaccine responses.

Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics
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Poo transplant??? on 19:30 - Feb 4 with 2233 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Poo transplant??? on 19:23 - Feb 4 by GixerJack

I tried Yakult once….. that was a load of s**t too


Did you eat it or put it up your bum?
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Poo transplant??? on 19:57 - Feb 4 with 2211 viewsProfessor

Poo transplant??? on 19:30 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

Did you eat it or put it up your bum?


Might work then
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Poo transplant??? on 20:46 - Feb 4 with 2184 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor

It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.

Also enhances vaccine responses.

Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics


It sounds fantastic.

How do you get the donors though? Do they get paid for pooing in a jar?
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Poo transplant??? on 21:25 - Feb 4 with 2172 viewsProfessor

Poo transplant??? on 20:46 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

It sounds fantastic.

How do you get the donors though? Do they get paid for pooing in a jar?


For humans that is pretty much the case! For chickens I use intestinal contents from a freshly dead bird.
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Poo transplant??? on 21:34 - Feb 4 with 2162 viewsDr_Winston

Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor

It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.

Also enhances vaccine responses.

Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics


Bristol is a lovely city.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Poo transplant??? on 21:44 - Feb 4 with 2160 viewsFlashberryjack

Poo transplant??? on 19:30 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

Did you eat it or put it up your bum?


After several visits to my doctor, with quite a delicate problem, and no improvement whatsoever.
The next time I went to the surgery, I told the receptionist.

"for all the good these Suppositories are doing, I may as well have stuck them up my arse"

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Poo transplant??? on 21:48 - Feb 4 with 2147 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Poo transplant??? on 21:25 - Feb 4 by Professor

For humans that is pretty much the case! For chickens I use intestinal contents from a freshly dead bird.


I have never put anything up my arse, it’s always strictly been exit only. But if the benefits are as fantastic as you say I may consider it.

But I draw the line at anything going up my knob.
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Poo transplant??? on 21:59 - Feb 4 with 2142 viewsProfessor

Poo transplant??? on 21:34 - Feb 4 by Dr_Winston

Bristol is a lovely city.


Will be out at the Vet School near the airport. Will work from home 75% of the time. Perhaps move when my son finishes school in 2024 but more likely near family in South Wales
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Poo transplant??? on 22:04 - Feb 4 with 2138 viewsGixerJack

Poo transplant??? on 19:30 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

Did you eat it or put it up your bum?


👀 I don’t think I should share on a social platform
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Poo transplant??? on 14:35 - Feb 5 with 2062 viewsCatullus

Poo transplant??? on 22:04 - Feb 4 by GixerJack

👀 I don’t think I should share on a social platform


Both then!

Aren't people on here already full of poo? At least some if us anyway!

You've never put anything up.....I had really bad constipation once, REALLY bad, I'll leave it to your imagination but like Gixer, I wont actually share

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Poo transplant??? on 18:28 - Feb 5 with 2041 viewsonehunglow

Poo transplant??? on 21:59 - Feb 4 by Professor

Will be out at the Vet School near the airport. Will work from home 75% of the time. Perhaps move when my son finishes school in 2024 but more likely near family in South Wales


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Poo transplant??? on 18:30 - Feb 5 with 2038 viewsonehunglow

Poo transplant??? on 21:48 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

I have never put anything up my arse, it’s always strictly been exit only. But if the benefits are as fantastic as you say I may consider it.

But I draw the line at anything going up my knob.


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Poo transplant??? on 20:22 - Feb 5 with 2014 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Poo transplant??? on 18:30 - Feb 5 by onehunglow

Dont know what you're missing.
Dont be scared

Dont get piles


You flirt. I’m not that sort of boy.
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Poo transplant??? on 20:31 - Feb 5 with 2012 viewsonehunglow

Poo transplant??? on 20:22 - Feb 5 by Flynnidine_Zidownes

You flirt. I’m not that sort of boy.


Always use an applicator and not fingers.

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Poo transplant??? on 11:55 - Feb 6 with 1932 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Poo transplant??? on 14:35 - Feb 5 by Catullus

Both then!

Aren't people on here already full of poo? At least some if us anyway!

You've never put anything up.....I had really bad constipation once, REALLY bad, I'll leave it to your imagination but like Gixer, I wont actually share


I am regular as clockwork me and it shoots out so smooth with a satisfying plop. I am willing to offer a poo transplant to you, looking at the going rate that bird got £50 a time for farting in a jar so you can have a jar of my poop to stick up your arse for £75. Do we have a deal?

Edit: should add a disclaimer, don’t shove the jar up your arse, just the poop.
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Poo transplant??? on 08:56 - Feb 7 with 1871 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Buy one get one free?
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Poo transplant??? on 14:50 - Feb 8 with 1824 viewsFlynnidine_Zidownes

Look is anybody going to buy my shit or not? I’ve been holding it in for three days.
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Poo transplant??? on 18:16 - Feb 8 with 1787 viewsKeithHaynes

Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor

It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.

Also enhances vaccine responses.

Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics


Is that UWE prof ?
I worked with them on numerous things over the years.
Fantastic area.

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Poo transplant??? on 20:49 - Feb 8 with 1764 viewsProfessor

Poo transplant??? on 18:16 - Feb 8 by KeithHaynes

Is that UWE prof ?
I worked with them on numerous things over the years.
Fantastic area.


Nope.
The University of Bristol. At the Vet School (Langford) out past the airport.
About 15 mins off the M5
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Poo transplant??? on 13:53 - Feb 9 with 1717 viewsKeithHaynes

Poo transplant??? on 20:49 - Feb 8 by Professor

Nope.
The University of Bristol. At the Vet School (Langford) out past the airport.
About 15 mins off the M5


As I said lovely area, I recommend a move immediately 👍

A great believer in taking anything you like to wherever you want to.
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