| Chelsea 13:09 - Apr 16 with 14114 views | dutch |
One of the many tragedies of our current situation is that I cannot enjoy Chelsea's malaise. I would love to revel in it, wind them up, a few choruses of Never Felt More like singing the blues. But can't because we are even worse. Normally I would be loving it. |  | | |  |
| Chelsea on 13:17 - Apr 16 with 8243 views | Loftgirl |
I'm still loving it. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 13:42 - Apr 16 with 8157 views | Bluce_Ree |
Yeah it doesn't have the same ring to it.
Never felt more like singing the blues when Rangers play like c*nts and Chelsea are quite bad too. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Chelsea on 14:20 - Apr 16 with 8091 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Chelsea on 13:17 - Apr 16 by Loftgirl |
I'm still loving it. |
Me too. Even more so, if anything! |  |
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| Chelsea on 14:37 - Apr 16 with 8027 views | enfieldargh |
| Chelsea on 14:20 - Apr 16 by BrianMcCarthy |
Me too. Even more so, if anything! |
Gives us something to enjoy for sure.
Now if only they could sign 4 or 5 more players |  |
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| Chelsea on 16:15 - Apr 16 with 7928 views | TGRRRSSS |
It is good to see but typically QPR to be even worse when it finally happens.
Lets face it we've truly become the laughing stock off this season. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 14:26 - Apr 17 with 7710 views | enfieldargh |
Just realised we have accumulated more points than them this season!!!! | |
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| Chelsea on 14:39 - Apr 17 with 7673 views | Rs_Holy |
I'm sure they will just buy some more players? |  | | |
| Chelsea on 15:03 - Apr 17 with 7595 views | CamberleyR |
I think that would be me done with football if Fat Frankie somehow ends up with a Champions League win on his CV...
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| Chelsea on 15:19 - Apr 17 with 7551 views | ibnumber10 |
I was enjoying reading this from the BBC website until the irony dawned on me that this is straight out of the Bungle play book.
The Telegraph's Luke Edwards believes Chelsea's "ridiculous" lack of strategy means things could get worse at Stamford Bridge.
The Blues suffered their third defeat in nine days under interim manager Frank Lampard on Saturday with a 2-1 home defeat to Brighton.
Speaking on BBC Radio 5 Live's Football Daily podcast Edwards said: "They are a laughing stock. They are the punchline to a hundred different jokes now.
"You've got a manager who's been there nine days and lost three games - very very fortunate to be given that chance again. Frank Lampard's managerial career is underwhelming by all accounts, and somebody needs to say that. However, this isn't Lampard's fault. He's gone into a mess, he's gone in to try and clear up somebody else's mess. We are talking about a football club that spent £600m with no coherent strategy.
"They are ridiculous in what they have done, they've recruited without a strategy, without a plan, they've just gone out and bought a load of players because other clubs wanted them.
"They've got clueless owners. They have not gone backwards, they've gone into freefall. They are an example of what happens when people new to football come in and think they are experts and have loads of money.
"What I would be worried about with Chelsea is it could get worse. I think the summers going to be a problem for them with Financial Fair Play, they've got a bloated squad. There are a lot of other clubs who know they're going to be desperate to sell. They've created an unhappy working environment where you've got players who know they aren't playing. If the results dip you blame the manager so there's an excuse culture in the dressing room with the players.
"There is no strategy, there is no plan." | | | |
| Chelsea on 17:22 - Apr 17 with 7397 views | LazyFan |
No, this is Lamp's fault as he was the previous manager who set all this nonsense in motion.
Unlike Gareth who did inherit it all. |  |
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| Chelsea on 20:09 - Apr 17 with 7250 views | 100percent |
In these times of our misery and inept performances, I'm finding it immensely comforting and incredibly funny that the scumbags from down the road are entertaining me with an even bigger and stinking pile of shiiiiiittte than we are witnessing. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 20:59 - Apr 17 with 7164 views | ManinBlack |
Chelsea just typify with everything that is wrong. We have CEO's of big companies earning vast amounts of money for failure. Then we have Frank. His reward for failure is to pick up more big earnings at Chelsea again rather like useless MP's losing their post and then returning a few months later in another role. These people rake it in for their incompetence. Chelsea may be a joke but the public are the butt of the joke. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 08:01 - Apr 18 with 6992 views | Rs_Holy |
| Chelsea on 20:59 - Apr 17 by ManinBlack |
Chelsea just typify with everything that is wrong. We have CEO's of big companies earning vast amounts of money for failure. Then we have Frank. His reward for failure is to pick up more big earnings at Chelsea again rather like useless MP's losing their post and then returning a few months later in another role. These people rake it in for their incompetence. Chelsea may be a joke but the public are the butt of the joke. |
"¡Hala Madrid!" | | | |
| Chelsea on 09:37 - Apr 18 with 6929 views | stowmarketrange |
| Chelsea on 08:01 - Apr 18 by Rs_Holy |
"¡Hala Madrid!" |
Hopefully we can all celebrate chexit day today.Or Chelshite out of Europe day if you prefer. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 09:58 - Apr 18 with 6893 views | ted_hendrix |
| Chelsea on 09:37 - Apr 18 by stowmarketrange |
Hopefully we can all celebrate chexit day today.Or Chelshite out of Europe day if you prefer. |
I'm hoping to celebrate Blackpool, Rotherham, Wigan and Huddersfield all losing tonight, I have no Interest In chelshits results, just as they have no interest In ours. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Chelsea on 10:29 - Apr 18 with 6858 views | stowmarketrange |
| Chelsea on 09:58 - Apr 18 by ted_hendrix |
I'm hoping to celebrate Blackpool, Rotherham, Wigan and Huddersfield all losing tonight, I have no Interest In chelshits results, just as they have no interest In ours. |
You can’t have too many celebrations Ted. | | | |
| Chelsea on 11:07 - Apr 18 with 6803 views | CamberleyR |
| Chelsea on 09:37 - Apr 18 by stowmarketrange |
Hopefully we can all celebrate chexit day today.Or Chelshite out of Europe day if you prefer. |
Chexit - Like it.
Alternatively, Scuxit. | |
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| Chelsea on 20:45 - Apr 18 with 6633 views | Miss_Terraces |
Roman's scum probably would but this is not Roman's scum anymore 🤣🤣  | |
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| Chelsea on 20:49 - Apr 18 with 6614 views | MrSheen |
Horribly, our fate seems twinned with theirs. We can’t win unless they do. Come on you…no, just can’t. |  | | |
| Chelsea on 21:52 - Apr 18 with 6503 views | Rs_Holy |
going out of Europe... no champions League next year... shame | | | |
| Chelsea on 22:14 - Apr 18 with 6436 views | DWQPR |
| Chelsea on 21:52 - Apr 18 by Rs_Holy |
going out of Europe... no champions League next year... shame |
Changing their name to Chelsea Nil. | |
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| Chelsea on 22:17 - Apr 18 with 6413 views | distortR |
| Chelsea on 20:49 - Apr 18 by MrSheen |
Horribly, our fate seems twinned with theirs. We can’t win unless they do. Come on you…no, just can’t. |
You're right. No champions league for us or them next year. | | | |
| Chelsea on 00:44 - Apr 19 with 6313 views | Nov77 |
LLLLLLLDLLLLDWLLLL
I know that looks like a list of our recent results (or the name of a town in Wales), but it’s actually a list of Fat Lumplard’s results in his last 18 games as a manager. |  |
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| Chelsea on 03:45 - Apr 19 with 4872 views | SydneyRs |
| Chelsea on 21:52 - Apr 18 by Rs_Holy |
going out of Europe... no champions League next year... shame |
This.
Now confirmed they are out and with no chance of qualifying. If this repeats itself a couple of times they may be finished in terms of buying trophies which would be lovely to see.
Absolutely criminal to be in the bottom half with the money they've spent, but also hilarious. Lots of Newcastle and Manchester City shirts currently being ordered by their touristy fans and all those African twitter never been near a game accounts will also have to realign with new clubs.
We are of course rubbish and in freefall but, lets face it, we've been mostly terrible for nearly 30 years. Doesn't impact my joy at those financially doped w@nkers failing one bit. | | | |
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