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"Him" 16:41 - Oct 18 with 4415 viewsklr

Do you think the £70'000 a week "England Superstar" that very clearly to every man, women & child in the stadium cannot play football will be making an appearance on the pitch this weekend ?
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"Him" on 08:20 - Oct 19 with 753 viewsShotKneesHoop

"Him" on 22:17 - Oct 18 by TearsOfaClown

didn't know you did Major Shotknees

Like the old saying - If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."

is something MH can't see.




Ah yes, Tears Of A Clown; and if it passes like a duck, shoots like a duck, tackles like a duck, runs like a duck, then it's under five foot,and paid £70,000 a week for having the brains and feet of a duck.

If ten men and a duck start on Sunday, I'll be hiding behind the settee again.

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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"Him" on 09:21 - Oct 19 with 739 viewsaussiehoop

"Him" on 19:56 - Oct 18 by TheBlob

Name a good winger....... in thirty second of pondering.


One that can cross a ball.

NOT Lennon perleeeeese...



Go on.


Wow... I can't do it?!
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"Him" on 10:21 - Oct 19 with 724 viewscheeseydane

"Him" on 23:25 - Oct 18 by daveB

blimey wright-phillips really is the fall guy at the moment


You should know by now, that the hoods dont come off until the bait is strung up on the gallows.

Twas always thus, and thus twill always be.

Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not.

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(No subject) on 10:26 - Oct 19 with 720 viewssimmo

"Him" on 19:56 - Oct 18 by TheBlob

Name a good winger....... in thirty second of pondering.


One that can cross a ball.

NOT Lennon perleeeeese...



Go on.


Larsson? Valencia? Moses?
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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(No subject) on 10:30 - Oct 19 with 715 viewsTheBlob

(No subject) on 10:26 - Oct 19 by simmo

Larsson? Valencia? Moses?
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]


They are all doomed to having a whiff of SWPism about them.......

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(No subject) on 10:38 - Oct 19 with 711 viewsNorthernr

(No subject) on 10:26 - Oct 19 by simmo

Larsson? Valencia? Moses?
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]


Larsson crosses a lovely ball. As does James Morrison as we found to our cost last week. And Bale, when he's not diving about on the floor.
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(No subject) on 10:38 - Oct 19 with 711 viewssimmo

(No subject) on 10:30 - Oct 19 by TheBlob

They are all doomed to having a whiff of SWPism about them.......


I personally think Valencia is one of the best wingers in the league, he has pace and end product and also does his defensive duties well. Really top player

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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(No subject) on 10:59 - Oct 19 with 700 viewsklr

(No subject) on 10:30 - Oct 19 by TheBlob

They are all doomed to having a whiff of SWPism about them.......


You what, every single one of them even on a bad day is a thousand times a better player than "him"
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(No subject) on 11:15 - Oct 19 with 694 viewsklr

(No subject) on 10:38 - Oct 19 by simmo

I personally think Valencia is one of the best wingers in the league, he has pace and end product and also does his defensive duties well. Really top player


Aye, he's a fantastic player, one of the best in the league.

The fella that put these names in the same breath as these players should apologise immediately!
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(No subject) on 11:32 - Oct 19 with 685 viewsTheBlob

(No subject) on 10:59 - Oct 19 by klr

You what, every single one of them even on a bad day is a thousand times a better player than "him"


Valencia is defo underemployed.

But SWPism will strike eventually....

Oh yes...

It says so in Gray's Anatomy.

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"Him" on 12:42 - Oct 19 with 669 viewsQPunkR

Plus Tony Scully was Irish!!!

Shit but local

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"Him" on 13:07 - Oct 19 with 664 viewsstansleftfoot

SWP could never cross a ball and somehow he's persuaded Mark Hughes he can now hold a sides shape together, win the ball, distribute it accurately and consistently. Equally its understood, without any evidence, he'll also get the occassional goal.
His passing and ability to hold onto possession is hopeless and his little shuffle when his head is down and he believes he can beat a player just does not work....ever...
To play SWP will always expose that flank he plays on, he will rarely create a chance.... QPR will lose most games he plays in....the side/squad is not good enough to carry this grossly overrated footballer....to play him guarantees the opposition attacking options from the breakdown...enough...don't play him!
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"Him" on 19:59 - Oct 19 with 647 viewsHordleHoop

"Him" on 13:07 - Oct 19 by stansleftfoot

SWP could never cross a ball and somehow he's persuaded Mark Hughes he can now hold a sides shape together, win the ball, distribute it accurately and consistently. Equally its understood, without any evidence, he'll also get the occassional goal.
His passing and ability to hold onto possession is hopeless and his little shuffle when his head is down and he believes he can beat a player just does not work....ever...
To play SWP will always expose that flank he plays on, he will rarely create a chance.... QPR will lose most games he plays in....the side/squad is not good enough to carry this grossly overrated footballer....to play him guarantees the opposition attacking options from the breakdown...enough...don't play him!


Don't forget his shooting, where he just smashes it straight at the player in front of him, doesn't try to generate some space or anything!!
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"Him" on 20:06 - Oct 19 with 602 viewsklr

"Him" on 19:59 - Oct 19 by HordleHoop

Don't forget his shooting, where he just smashes it straight at the player in front of him, doesn't try to generate some space or anything!!


First name on my worst QPR 11 of alltime line up.

It actually beggars belief how sh!t he is, even that bloke that blagged a couple of games at Southampton by pretending he was George Weah's cousin was infinitely better than the £70 grand a week England "Superstar"
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"Him" on 20:07 - Oct 19 with 597 viewsklr

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



You think he can think ?

I've seen no evidence of this........................whatsoever.
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"Him" on 20:10 - Oct 19 with 592 viewsAlbRanger

Problem is, ifhe does by some freak of nature, score - even if it's more likely to come off his arse than his foot - then Hughes will see it as vindication and play him endlessly for the rest of his tenure in the same way Barnes' goal against Brazil ensured his place in the England team until he retired.
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"Him" on 20:21 - Oct 19 with 587 viewsjonno

"Him" on 20:10 - Oct 19 by AlbRanger

Problem is, ifhe does by some freak of nature, score - even if it's more likely to come off his arse than his foot - then Hughes will see it as vindication and play him endlessly for the rest of his tenure in the same way Barnes' goal against Brazil ensured his place in the England team until he retired.


If Hughes continues to select SWP then he'll be sacked by Christmas. Maybe that's what he wants?
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"Him" on 20:46 - Oct 19 with 577 viewsShotKneesHoop

"Him" on 20:21 - Oct 19 by jonno

If Hughes continues to select SWP then he'll be sacked by Christmas. Maybe that's what he wants?


I'll repeat my previous post below.

"Ah yes, Tears Of A Clown; and if it passes like a duck, shoots like a duck, tackles like a duck, runs like a duck, then it's under five foot,and paid £70,000 a week for having the brains and feet of a duck.

If ten men and a duck start on Sunday, I'll be hiding behind the settee again."

Morrow, Malcolm, Ngaard, Ready, absolute shyte, but not as bad as SWP.

Truly woeful. How does he get picked?

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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"Him" on 20:35 - Oct 20 with 541 viewsTearsOfaClown

"Him" on 08:20 - Oct 19 by ShotKneesHoop

Ah yes, Tears Of A Clown; and if it passes like a duck, shoots like a duck, tackles like a duck, runs like a duck, then it's under five foot,and paid £70,000 a week for having the brains and feet of a duck.

If ten men and a duck start on Sunday, I'll be hiding behind the settee again.


excellenti ShotKnees - you finished that off a treat.

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"Him" on 21:19 - Oct 20 with 527 viewsCHUBBS

"Him" on 20:21 - Oct 19 by jonno

If Hughes continues to select SWP then he'll be sacked by Christmas. Maybe that's what he wants?


If he gets as far as christmas i'll be delighted because it will mean we're out of the bottom 3.
Reason being,TF and the people he represents will not give MH that long if things don't improve for there's just to much at stake to get relegated this season.
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"Him" on 00:09 - Oct 21 with 515 viewsbrewers_hoop

"Him" on 16:55 - Oct 18 by Northernr

SWP? Taken me 20 minutes.

Yes I think he will. Lots of talk about tightening the defence and running repetitive drills in training and for whatever reason they seem to view him as an asset defensively.

In related news I shall be arriving in the pub at 11.30 before the match to ensure I've consumed the chief medical officer's recommended dosage of alcohol for somebody who is about to watch Shaun Wright-Phillips play football.




I will be arriving at half threeish, having made a visit to the park with my 7yo beforehand and imbibed precisely no alcohol. God I wish I was single sometimes.
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"Him" on 04:43 - Oct 21 with 497 viewsCornish_oooRRRR

Comedian Jason Mumford (think that's his name) put "him" in his fantasy man c 11



It's got to be Yarg

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"Him" on 06:48 - Oct 21 with 711 viewsexiled_dictator

I have 2 questions regarding both 'him' and Mark Hughes:

do we really believe that he has managed to get a contract for £70k a week?

what do you think the pictures are of?

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
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"Him" on 18:19 - Oct 21 with 626 viewsklr

Just been pondering a moment ago what a grave insult to Esteban Granero to see "him" picked in the same team as El Pirata!
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"Him" on 21:58 - Oct 21 with 605 viewsTearsOfaClown

just think - as you turn in for another weeks work, someone just got £70,000 for sitting on a bench . . . performing the same ineffective way as if he was on the pitch!

Hard graft . . .?
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