| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! 15:57 - May 25 with 1978 views | DylanP |
was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said, "You're pulling my leg."
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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt!
Do you think I should change dentists?
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A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
" He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
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At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day.
I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew?
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 16:02 - May 25 with 1939 views | TheBlob |
Strange set of values you have. |  |
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 16:55 - May 25 with 1860 views | BlackCrowe |
Jokes about school children and paedophilia...jesus. |  |
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 18:16 - May 25 with 1738 views | eghamranger |
This board is getting worse!
Cutting and pasting from a American joke book |  | | |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 18:34 - May 25 with 1680 views | Lblock |
A slightly more edgy version of Tim Vine there.
I like it. |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 19:19 - May 25 with 1615 views | CHUBBS |
I used to think you were a c@nt,now i know you are! |  | | |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 19:29 - May 25 with 1586 views | Clive_Anderson |
I seem to have been transported to another universe where Dylan Pressman is making politically incorrect jokes and ends up getting slated for it by the least politically incorrect posters on here. |  | | |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 21:19 - May 25 with 1508 views | CHUBBS |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 19:29 - May 25 by Clive_Anderson |
I seem to have been transported to another universe where Dylan Pressman is making politically incorrect jokes and ends up getting slated for it by the least politically incorrect posters on here. |
The most politically correct person on here decides to be politically incorrect whilst constantly criticizing others for doing the same.Ironic hey?
Still a c@nt. | | | |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 21:56 - May 25 with 1462 views | HollowayRanger |
i thought they were pretty good mike reid class
apart from the old lady one thought that was pretty naff
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 15:52 - May 26 with 1169 views | DylanP |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 21:56 - May 25 by HollowayRanger |
i thought they were pretty good mike reid class
apart from the old lady one thought that was pretty naff
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I thought the old lady one was the funniest. Poor old thing!!!!
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 16:31 - May 26 with 1126 views | cheeseydane |
They're just jokes. Theres a clue in the spelling.
No worse than what one hears down the pub, or many places tbh.
No offence intended im sure, just jokes.
If anyone can honestly say they have never in their lives laughed at a joke thats, shall we say, near the knuckle, then either your initials are J.H.C. or your a liar.
Why the fuss, they're just jokes. |  |
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| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 07:23 - May 27 with 925 views | Hook |
You should of warned us that they are not funny as well. |  | | |
| Weekend wit -- Careful, these aint politically sensitive. Enter with Caution! on 18:08 - May 27 with 740 views | carrotcrunch_R |
Here I got one:
Q.what do you do with pedophiles that drive past schools slowly.
A. Sentence them to death [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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