Dear Mr Earful,
Due to the youthful nature of our current starting 11 (average age of 22 years and 5 months) I would appreciate your upmost consideration as to regards to player welfare for next Saturdays' game. You will be aware that, yesterday evening, these same players footballed the supposed league one promotion favourites to death. Consequently, I fear for the emotional and physical wellbeing of Saturdays' opposition. I can only seek to inform you of our intentions being, once again, to dominate and ridicule a considered senior and experienced opponent; exacting them to the very same level of footballing attrition!!
Yours in good faith and without prejudice,
Mr B. Bloody-Mary 🇮🇪⚽ï¸ðŸ‡ðŸ‡³ [Post edited 21 Aug 2019 11:00]
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