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First new signing imminent... (n/t)
at 20:14 27 Jun 2024

Here’s my chant proposal:

Paul Nardi
Whoaoaaho
He started out as a youth player for Nancy
He then joined Monaco, but they lent him back to Nancy
He then went off to Rennes, before joining Brugge
Whoaoaaho
Whoaoaaho

[Saxaphone solo]

Next up he joined Lorient and stayed there for a bit
Yeah yeah yeah
He stayed there for a bit

[Triangle solo]

Gent came a callin, and that’s where he broke a bone
The bone was in his leg, the bone was in his leg
Eee iii the merryo, the bone was in his leg

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Elton John!…

[Elton John comes on, bows and waves and leaves]

Now Nardi is right at home, where the natives all love him
They make love to their partners, and picture only him
They overlook assault as long as a bikini is green
But don’t flap for a ball or they’ll kill your family
Whoaoaaho
Whoaoaaho
Nardi Nardi Nardi
We love Nardi
Whoaoaaho
Whoaoaaho

Nardi!!!
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First new signing imminent... (n/t)
at 16:59 27 Jun 2024

Loving the Big L freestyle reference Simmo!
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Marti interview with sky
at 11:14 25 Jun 2024

He’s not going to say anything other than how focused he is on QPR, but it worries me that his face is out there, that he’s done a puff piece highlighting his achievements and approach right about the time teams are looking for a manager.

We have to keep him for 1 or 2 more years, please god.
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Transfer rumours 2024
at 11:20 10 Jun 2024

I know he shouldn't have to make a comment on every bit of speculation, but it would settle my nerves a bit of Marti came out and said "I'm staying, don't worry Monkey, I ain't going nowhere"

I realise that he risks a repeat of the Beale fiasco, and the 'loyalty' speech, but please just let us know you're not entertaining any of these rumours...
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Transfer rumours 2024
at 11:00 10 Jun 2024

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/qpr-nottingham-forest-josh-bowler-chris-willoc

Don't know if it's really a rumour, but Josh Bowler
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Wembley Parking for Charity
at 20:43 23 May 2024

If anyone is thinking of driving and parking up in Wembley for any events etc:

Bubbly
020 8902 7554

She charges £20 (I always give her more), and gives it ALL to charity (hospitals in West London). She ropes in lots of her neighbours and their driveways, so always has lots of parking options.

She lives on Vivian Avenue, which is just behind Wembley, very close.

A LOVELY old Indian Lady, she’ll keep you on the phone for 20mins, buts she is so sweet, it’s worth it.

Give her a bell and tell her I gave you her number.

Dave
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General Election Thread
at 08:20 23 May 2024

I’ll hold my hands up and admit that I’m not the most politically-minded, but I am one of these ‘all as bad as each other’ types. I don’t trust any of them.

You back me, and I’ll give you a job… regardless of whether or not you’re right for it.

^^ This is how I see politicians.

I’m undoubtedly ignorant I guess, but I’ve got a lot more evidence to support my view than anyone that tells me that politicians care about me andthe country i live in, over their own ambition and agenda. Of course there are politicians out there that want to do right, but these are the minority IMO.

Our system is archaic and out of touch, and in a different world to the one I walk around in.

Just my opinion.
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Southgate’s replacement.
at 14:32 21 May 2024

Defensively though we look very short on quality and experience, and knowing Southgate he will prioritise this over any other area of the pitch I reckon.

Shaw unlikely to go.
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Southgate’s replacement.
at 14:28 21 May 2024

So, gun to your head, who gets sent home (assuming no injuries)?

Trafford
Quansah
Jones
Wharton
Eze
Gordon
Grealish

I'd obviously love Eze to go, but reckon Mediocre Maddison will go instead.
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Southgate’s replacement.
at 09:07 21 May 2024

What is your story lassel?

You always seem to have the word on the street, in the know type wisdom… where do you work, who do you know, who’s ear do you have?
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Let's start the season now!!!
at 17:53 14 May 2024

Love that, just brilliant - that’s for all of you that went and made a difference.

After a couple of seasons of feeling really low about my club, I go into the summer filled with genuine hope and excitement for next year.
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Frank Sibley RIP
at 18:27 11 May 2024

I went to school with his daughter Gemma, but never met him.

All the very best wishes to his family, RIP.
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No final day wànkathon for Sky this season.
at 18:25 11 May 2024

Will Burnley be in the shít FFP-wise when they come back down for offences committed last season?
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West London Sport Podcast
at 12:05 8 May 2024

So if I post on here that I would like Charlie Austin back next season, would I get nothing but kind responses?

Of course not.

If I had known there was any kind of mitigating circumstances like age or cognitive function, of course I would have said nothing, but I didn't know. I also kept it polite and wasn't particularly unkind, I just said it was pretty out there in terms of his views on certain things.

It's not a lack of respect to express an opinion on someone else's opinion, and if we were only allowed to express an opinion because done the thing ourselves, then none of us would have f*ck all to say on here now would we?
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West London Sport Podcast
at 21:30 7 May 2024

Calm down, I recognised it’s all about opinions in my original post.
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West London Sport Podcast
at 19:54 7 May 2024

So, potentially i’m bashing a kid with special needs…

I’m on fire today!
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West London Sport Podcast
at 14:34 7 May 2024

I totally agree with you.

Although, why are you assuming he has special needs?

I'm getting ready to stick it in reverse...
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West London Sport Podcast
at 13:56 7 May 2024

I don't want to start a new thread about this, but on the Open all R's podcast, they have a fella debuting on there (Jamie?)... I'm stunned with his views on QPR, players, transfers etc. I know it's all about opinions, but that was a pretty mental listen.
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Monkey Torture Network - WTF??
at 13:04 7 May 2024

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-68968718

It never ceases to amaze me what passes for hobbies and interests to some... mental.
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Ainsworth 'Titbit' via the Stevenage Forum
at 18:32 6 May 2024

Our club has been fücked for quite a while, it seems to be getting itself unfúcked as we speak.

He was a poor manager for us, but I don’t feel he’s said anything untrue, just spinning it to make himself less culpable.
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