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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ?
at 22:33 12 Jul 2013

Me and a lad at work have come up with quite a few to get us through the late shift. Apologies if there's any repeats.

Ferdinand On The Sand — England and Man Utd star Rio Ferdinand examines which type of sand is best used when mixing cement.

Fergie On The Lurgie — Sir Alex reminisces over some of the hilarious excuses he’s heard/used for top flight players not turning up for International duty.

Giggs On The Ciggs — Ryan reveals the secret of his longevity as a football player . . . homemade fatty boom batty blunts.

Marc Overmars on Cars — The retired Dutch International gives us the low down on his favourite toy cars.

Ian Rush On The Gush — The ex-Liverpool and Wales striker looks at what happens when porn goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Petit On The Settee — Emanuel Petit copies Crouch On The Couch — but with more savoir faire.

Deschamp On The Chomp — French coach Didier Deschamp takes us on a whistle stop tour of eateries around gay “Paree”.

Baggio On The Caggio — Roberto Baggio tries to bum fags off co-workers whilst telling them he’s “skint till the end of the week.”

Vialli On The Harley — Gianluca gives his fans a rare treat and “trevs about” around Chelsea on a Harley Davidson stark bollock naked. ALTERNATIVE VERSION: Vialli trevs about on former Chelsea left-back Jon Harley stark bollock naked.

Temuri Ketsbaia For Hire — The Georgian footballer tries his hand at a plethora of jobs from jockey to steeplechase.

Phil Babb hunts Kebabs - The former Liverpool defender is on the hunt for the finest Kebabs in London town.

Joe Kinnear from the Rear - Joe Kinnear decides to literally talk out of his arse.

Danny Shittu on the Loo -

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