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Reply		Overweight....
at 22:34 4 Jun 2025

My weight is forever up and down. More up than is healthy. Running and diet are the only ways over ever lost weight. But then I reward myself for doing so and ten seconds later I’ve put it all back on plus some.

I now have liver nonsense through too much alcohol nonsense. But intend to change that, getting older doesn’t help.
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Reply		Ben Williams is back
at 20:31 4 Jun 2025

Who the f uck is Ben Williams?

Not relate ld to Brian Williams. I hope…
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Reply		JoBoxers
at 22:05 31 May 2025

❤️😜

I sit approved 🥴
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Reply		JoBoxers
at 21:44 31 May 2025

That was Matt Bifuc kinanco.



No fu ckinsimilarity whatsofu kinever. Fine Young Cannibals weren’t fans either.

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Reply		JoBoxers
at 20:58 31 May 2025

I’ll buy that for a dollar!
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Reply		Official Warning
at 20:45 31 May 2025

June Whitfield? Jooooooon!

I would.
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Thread		JoBoxers
at 20:11 31 May 2025

Were the most underrated band from Bristol with a Yank singer. They coukda been contenders instead of a one way ticket to Polookaville.

He ain’t a man to love.



Missives from the hinterland incoming, catch that shooting star baby and kiss it for me, its all yours to make love to, shamow.
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Reply		BORED, BORED ,BORED....
at 16:50 31 May 2025

I recommend smashing some pretentious university poet over the head with a cricket bat.

Then smashing your head with it too.

Though that eventually becomes boring too.
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Thread		With innocence
at 00:55 29 May 2025

Within ourselves , we sing the same old song

And you will take my hand and make believe it’s

[Post edited 29 May 0:55]
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Thread		Camber sands, Waikiki ?
at 01:06 25 May 2025

What do they do

Questions. No answers.

The point.

Undecided.

C u t.

Up yer bum. That’s it. We are f uck all.
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Reply		Songs over 6 minutes....
at 07:52 22 May 2025





My work is done here.
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Reply		Friday Choons - O Canada!
at 16:14 16 May 2025



Decent Canadian attempt at a classic from a certain band.
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Reply		Vic Stevenson
at 21:16 14 May 2025

I saw him a few weeks back in Hammersmith Hospital when I was in for a check up. He popped over to say hello and commiserate on Rangers latest debacle. Didn’t think to ask what he was there for.

Best wishes to Vic and he makes a full and speedy recovery.
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Reply		Cheese.....
at 08:13 9 May 2025

I’m with Ted on this.

Cheese is disgustingly vile and anyone who eats it is disgustingly vile. And smelly.

Rancid stuff.
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Reply		Sheron's Easter resurrection - History
at 15:36 1 May 2025

Am I the only one who thought this was about Sheena Easton’s resurrection?
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Reply		Cifuentes on gardening leave
at 20:07 29 Apr 2025

This club lurches along like a pissed zombie.
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Reply		Friday Choons - Men's Names
at 10:01 25 Apr 2025



I didn’t want to be too obvious Dave but when has that ever stopped me before.

The greatest band ever. Obviously.
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Reply		How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 11:49 24 Apr 2025

Dammit.

Well, two out three ain’t bad.

I should write a song about that.
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Reply		How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 11:24 24 Apr 2025

Michael Caine never actually said “not a lot of people know that”.

Adam Ant wrote a song about Hitler shagging his niece.

None of Big Country were born in Scotland.
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Reply		Which Pubs close to the ground open at 10 on Saturday.
at 08:03 24 Apr 2025

The Plough and The Wagon and Horses.

They were next to each other and I really enjoyed them before they were demolished. Perfect to get pie eyed and a 237 home. Brentford was always a place where I have never left sober.
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