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Football chants that get on your tits 20:10 - Feb 6 with 4046 viewsMrSwerve

A bit of light relief from all of the seriousness surrounding the club at the mo!

Here’s my two to start off with...

The “don’t take me home” chant (and the other versions of it).

The slow version of “when the saintsssssss gooo marchhingggg innnnnn” (and the spurs version).

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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:12 - Feb 6 with 3282 viewspencoedjack

Oh Engerlannd is full of shite.

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Last Christmas ( Graham Potter remix)
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:16 - Feb 6 with 3260 viewsNeathJack

Not a chant as such but when fans shout "Handball" at every touch for a minute after the other team have a handball appeal.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:26 - Feb 6 with 3222 viewsjack2jack

Yooooooour shit ahhhhhhhhh! (Goal kick chant)
Sometimes funny but overused at times.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:27 - Feb 6 with 3218 viewsjimmyquipment

the same old 6 we churn out every game..
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 with 3191 viewsItchySphincter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:26 - Feb 6 by jack2jack

Yooooooour shit ahhhhhhhhh! (Goal kick chant)
Sometimes funny but overused at times.


Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:40 - Feb 6 with 3171 viewsgrabsplatter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?


The tractor song had quite a few renditions on Saturday!
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 with 3168 viewsMrSwerve

The tractor song was sung a fair few times last weekend!

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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 with 3166 viewsairedale

I like the arm wavy Cheerio when a dirty git gets his marching orders.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:43 - Feb 6 with 3160 viewsItchySphincter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 by MrSwerve

The tractor song was sung a fair few times last weekend!


Good!

I haven't heard it for a while. I think we've also used it v Ipswich or Norwich in the past too.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Football chants that get on your tits on 21:12 - Feb 6 with 3083 viewsgrabsplatter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:43 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Good!

I haven't heard it for a while. I think we've also used it v Ipswich or Norwich in the past too.


And Yeovil
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Football chants that get on your tits on 21:57 - Feb 6 with 2997 viewsLoyal

Eddie May ?
Wife ?
Tits ?

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:00 - Feb 6 with 2982 viewssainthelens

Tap your head if your a tw@t.....is my fave.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:08 - Feb 6 with 2949 viewsChief

The Greatest team in football..... - pointless and generic.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:09 - Feb 6 with 2948 viewsLibertarian

Run from the Russians
Football’s coming home

Both awful
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:11 - Feb 6 with 2942 viewsTNT

'Come on City', when we're playing against a team whose name also ends in City.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:14 - Feb 6 with 2925 viewsChief

Anything other than You'll never walk alone that Liverpool sing are awful

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:24 - Feb 6 with 2895 viewsSomethingRandom

Spurs singing When the Saints go Marching In by magically changing one word

Jog on, Kitty...

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:26 - Feb 6 with 2888 viewsbuilthjack

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?


It was the tractor song that upset them, telling them they cant read or write.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:40 - Feb 6 with 2853 viewsLibertarian

Football chants that get on your tits on 22:26 - Feb 6 by builthjack

It was the tractor song that upset them, telling them they cant read or write.


It certainly did the job

Oh, and let’s get back to Black and White army instead of barmy army
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Football chants that get on your tits on 00:01 - Feb 7 with 2770 viewsMuteswan

The slow version of “when the saintsssssss gooo marchhingggg innnnnn” (and the spurs version).

This with bells on. 🤫
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Football chants that get on your tits on 00:29 - Feb 7 with 2759 viewsTenbySwan

I did put some words up last week for Men of Harlech but it seemed to pass everyone by 🤔🙂

https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/236419/men-of-swansea.-

I also did some words for the chorus but felt it was too much.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 01:21 - Feb 7 with 2727 viewsWanderer

remember someone behind me singing "who ate all the pies" to Neville Southall once.
Also like the classic "bring on the bostik" when player down.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 03:19 - Feb 7 with 2674 viewswobbly

Football chants that get on your tits on 01:21 - Feb 7 by Wanderer

remember someone behind me singing "who ate all the pies" to Neville Southall once.
Also like the classic "bring on the bostik" when player down.


#MarchingOnTogether

Edit - sorry, didn't mean to quote!
[Post edited 7 Feb 2019 3:20]
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Football chants that get on your tits on 11:11 - Feb 7 with 2490 viewsblobby2

Palace palace palace , we support the palace woahohoh woahohoh
The blooming drone of that really gets on my tits and they don't seem to sing anything else

on the north bank in 64 currently in 2 seats in the upper east and proudly supporting Wales ONLY premier league team. Prosser is a twonk!

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Football chants that get on your tits on 11:14 - Feb 7 with 2481 views1983

"Pompey play up, play up Pompey" WTF??


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