| Youth Alliance Cup on 13:09 - Jan 22 by Nigeriamark |
He's not good with crosses |
Ha ha.
A robber breaks into a house standing in pitch darkness and starts searching upstairs by torchlight, when suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the owners have come home, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he continues before again hearing “Jesus is watching you.” Confused, the thief searches the house, checks the front door, finds nothing and enters the lounge, where he finds a parrot. As he turns to search the room he again hears, “Jesus is watching you", but this time realises it was the parrot talking! He asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot answers. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot replies, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.” |  |
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