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Those first two reviews on that page have had me crying tears of laughter for the last 10 minutes and are amongst some of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
Back , Sack and Crack on 16:40 - Jan 14 by Toffeemanc
Thanks for the link you just made my day !
Those first two reviews on that page have had me crying tears of laughter for the last 10 minutes and are amongst some of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
just read them....... very funny it reminds me of an article i once saw in the paper .......entitled something like the top 10 things women hate about men... it read something along the lines of
1. tight with money 2. watches too much sport on TV 3. spends too much time with his mates. 4. bald head (receeding hairline) 5. hairy back. 6. too much hair down below. 7. would rather see the lads saturday then spend time with partner. 8. no intenetion of settling down. 9. committment phobe 10. beer belly
i remember me and my mate got about 9/10 each.......quite pleased we were.
Back , Sack and Crack on 16:40 - Jan 14 by Toffeemanc
Thanks for the link you just made my day !
Those first two reviews on that page have had me crying tears of laughter for the last 10 minutes and are amongst some of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
I can speak from experience, do not put hair remover on your bollocks. I did it without reading instructions and within 5 mins I had my balls in the sink with the cold water tap on. My left bollock has never been the same. I suffered with peeling skin for about 5 years. Never felt agony like it. Like I said, put it on, felt ok then they started to warm up and kept getting warmer until it was like they were on fire and went purple. Went to docs and got a bird who examined them and she was pissing herself laughing.
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Back , Sack and Crack on 21:21 - Jan 14 with 1659 views
I can speak from experience, do not put hair remover on your bollocks. I did it without reading instructions and within 5 mins I had my balls in the sink with the cold water tap on. My left bollock has never been the same. I suffered with peeling skin for about 5 years. Never felt agony like it. Like I said, put it on, felt ok then they started to warm up and kept getting warmer until it was like they were on fire and went purple. Went to docs and got a bird who examined them and she was pissing herself laughing.
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The modern pioneer of mealy mouthed bollocks.
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Back , Sack and Crack on 21:23 - Jan 14 with 1650 views
I can speak from experience, do not put hair remover on your bollocks. I did it without reading instructions and within 5 mins I had my balls in the sink with the cold water tap on. My left bollock has never been the same. I suffered with peeling skin for about 5 years. Never felt agony like it. Like I said, put it on, felt ok then they started to warm up and kept getting warmer until it was like they were on fire and went purple. Went to docs and got a bird who examined them and she was pissing herself laughing.
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It wasn't the hair remover that caused that. It was what you were doing with them at the time.
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Back , Sack and Crack on 21:30 - Jan 14 with 1644 views
Back , Sack and Crack on 16:40 - Jan 14 by Toffeemanc
Thanks for the link you just made my day !
Those first two reviews on that page have had me crying tears of laughter for the last 10 minutes and are amongst some of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
BRILLIANT! best reviews ever! I have actually just snorted like a pig laughing, jesus christ! The world needs to know of this!
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Back , Sack and Crack on 21:42 - Jan 14 with 1634 views
I can speak from experience, do not put hair remover on your bollocks. I did it without reading instructions and within 5 mins I had my balls in the sink with the cold water tap on. My left bollock has never been the same. I suffered with peeling skin for about 5 years. Never felt agony like it. Like I said, put it on, felt ok then they started to warm up and kept getting warmer until it was like they were on fire and went purple. Went to docs and got a bird who examined them and she was pissing herself laughing.
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So tell us... how did you think up your username?
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Back , Sack and Crack on 22:37 - Jan 14 with 1586 views
Nickname goes back to the Rivals.net days. Young Josh (SFE) was on there and a few of us including daley's adopted usernames such as SFE's dad, SFE's Mum, SFE's nads, Norkola (his bird), Duane (his mate) and so on and basically ripped the shit out of him. I got banned as pops on here on day 1 and adopted Pops2 when I was accepted after a few of your mob sought my reinstatement.
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Back , Sack and Crack on 22:46 - Jan 14 with 1574 views
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Thanks for the link you just made my day !
