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QPR v Pissed on knob end match Fred
at 20:42 19 Sep 2026

i've had a week from the 7th rung of hell. Been in the boozer all day only to log on and see that it was a mad Frankie Fraser of a game.

2-0 down player sent off after 20 mins and we still fought back for a draw.

Minerals.

urrrrsss
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Ludo Miklosko RIP
at 10:01 14 Sep 2026

Sad news. I would watch him regular at Upton park early 90's as i lived in Vicarage Lane East Ham, a ten minute walk from the ground.

A truly wonderful Goalkeeper in the truest sense of the word. Imposing, Valiant and Herculean. Ludek would put a price of losing a limb to a flying elbow or stray boot to stop his goal line from being breached.

Deeply loved and respected by the The upton park faithful. I loved Jan stejskal and rated him the best keeper i have seen at QPR ( Phil Parks being before my time) yet i grudgingly think Ludek had the edge on Jan, just.

Sadly fathoms past his best when he reached us yet i believe he had our respect as a fine football player and gentleman.

Viva Ludek and god take care of you. xx
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Our initials are better than yours, MATCH THREAD.
at 12:52 12 Sep 2026

Terrible,terrible kit.

The shirt looks like a uniform the Japanese production line Factory workers would wear in that Homer Simpson episode where he looks like the corporate logo on the box of 'Mr Sparkle' Detergent.

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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread (n/t)
at 20:14 5 Sep 2026

Cheers mate.. I feel an Honorary aussie as i got into Canberra raiders in a big way 7/8years ago and watch loads of Aussie tele on my dodgy stick! never miss a game!.

Plenty to be positive about .I used to get stupidly angry over QPR but have mellowed in the last 3/4 years not expecting much. I reckonthis is the best squad in years.

Good times ahead baby!
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Andy Sinton.
at 20:06 5 Sep 2026

Oh man,i've only just seen your news Ted.. I don't know what to say mate..

A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that " Cellar Door" is the most beautiful.


Bollox is it.

'Queens park Rangers Ted'. That's the most beautiful.

sending all my love Ted.

Glenn.
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread (n/t)
at 19:52 5 Sep 2026

I'm a half glass empty geezer which must be obvious after 10+ years posting on here.I'm a Bit gutted but we go again.

I can see a team here. All is not lost.
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread
at 16:43 5 Sep 2026

5th dan shaolin monk levels of shithousery timewasting from boro.
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread
at 16:41 5 Sep 2026

one for the kids mate. I hope you got tally ho kaye one earlier!
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread
at 16:39 5 Sep 2026

I don't expect a petri dish cross pollination of andre Kanchelskis and Zbignew Boniek but carrying saito on the side is like having Barry the ballroom dancer from Hi di hi as a motor cycle rider for Moonpie and jonathon E in the roller ball dojo. This championship is a a bastard tough league.

Prove me wrong Koki.c'mon my son! make me eat shit and get the equaliser.
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread
at 15:51 5 Sep 2026

Tally Ho Kaye full boston crab by the 'boro defender on the edge of the box going unpunished by the ref. Fantastic.

one for the kids.
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Beg, Boro or Steal QPR Vs Middlesborough Match Thread
at 15:42 5 Sep 2026

The tea lady Needs to melt some spanish fly on the sugar cubes in their half time cuppa to stiffen up the midfield. Flaccid.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 17:19 22 Aug 2026

West ham losing at home to Charlton has put some lead in my pencil .
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 17:15 22 Aug 2026

Not too downbeat . 4 points earned and banked in the trench warfare that is the championship marathon.

Wasn't too keen on the 4 man sub in one hit thingy. like replacing the 4 tops with the Tavares. Must have been a bit disruptive ?
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 16:36 22 Aug 2026

No good for my farmer giles this tension. They're throbbing like Keith moons pictures of lilly drumkit during his solo on 'Happy Jack'
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 15:50 22 Aug 2026

Not too Shabby. Remaining upbeat. I can see us breaking them down late econd half. plenty on the bench to utilise.

*Edit just seen Spacemans Post. Good Luck Sir and hope all goes well. I was dancing in and out of Green streets lamposts like gene kelly when my boy was born.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 15:39 22 Aug 2026

lol!. oh blimey you got me thinking about that jarmila kratochvílová 2nd wife of mine again!
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 15:35 22 Aug 2026

might as well break out the Kendall mint cake and butane gas stove. Camped in their half. Playing decent football imo.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread
at 11:41 22 Aug 2026

Bolton at home 1998. Just got Remarried to a Basildon Jarmila kratochvílová amazon who could crush depleted uranium between her Thighs. A Robert Crumb wet dream.

She wanted to go her first QPR  game with me . We'd been on a  chem sex marathon for about 48 hours beforehand where no quarter was asked, or indeed, given. A campaign of sheer brutality on her part which made the battle of Kursk seem handbags and left me as nothing more than her Vassal state. 

Anyway , i had to neck a couple of micky mills the morning of the game to get me up for it, so to speak,  as i was more lifless than a boneless parasitic twin floating in a kilner jar of formaldehyde at a victorian freak show. 

Having consumed all that toxic crap , At half time i went for a piss and i recorded it at 34 minutes and 32 seconds (unverified) in duration. 

The Amazon in dorothy perkins , herself ripped to the tits, ventured back in the ellerslie road stand , that Much like the symbiotic relationship of the spiceworms that thrive in the deep deserts of Arrakis and natural state raw base spice melange, a similar relationship between good quality MDMA and the kidneys will result in unforeseen corollary.

Without realising it , i had folded time and space in perpetuity affording transportation to periods of time and place that were previously prohibited due to the limits of scientific reality as we understand it to be, and our closed minds being unreceptive to expermentation. All this in the shithouse of the Ellerslie road khazi. Incredible.

She explained that In fact i had only been away from my seat for 4 minutes and not the 34 minutes 32 seconds i had recorded. Time  dilation and bolton wanderers Hand in glove.


2-0 to the superhoops and nothing stronger than a few pints of Pilsner Urquell these days.
(shout out to LFW's very own iggy pop 'Silverfox' on his way to see the prodigy and carl cox today)
urssssss
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Richard Jobson 01 for London.
at 20:27 15 Aug 2026

I'm glad i'm not on me own with 'O1 for london' I think it was on Thursday nights and was my bible for clubbing , fashion and gigs along with 'time out'. I remember spending 220 quid in 1987 on a safari suit jacket from 'world service ' which became william hunt in neal street because jobson had it on.

220 notes to look like gareth Hunt in the new avengers lol

anyway .



Charles got a job in a factory
Drilling sheet metal from six till three
Worked extra hours for a better wage
Got lost in his task quite needlessly

I noticed his brain was a plastic box
His work rate improved 'cause he couldn't stop
He couldn't eat lunch with those metal hands
His legs were supports for new inner glands

Next when I saw him his face was gone
A stainless steel spine now instead of bone
His arms became grafted onto the switch
Six months without food made it quite a trip

His wife soon returned from her open grief
She told his employer she had kids to keep
They gave her the scrap price of his machine
Last weekend Charles became obsolete
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Apologies
at 17:15 15 Aug 2026

No need to apologise Guv,. You're Rangers to the Bone marrow.

I'd have to take out a 4 page pullout in the Guardian Sunday supplement of Jay Raynors favourite soft furnishing to reach my target audience on here to apologise for all the tom tit i've coughed up on here over the years.

What a Day. Magic.
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