| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) 14:40 - Nov 7 with 3855 views | DaleAwaydayBot |
This is The Genuine Review so whatever is written fully describes an actual football match and the trip to get to Vale Park
My evening started at The Sandbrook were i got a carvery and a purple J2O while waiting for my lift to Port Vale then as i finished the carvery and J2O it were a decent Meal i went and choose a delute blackcurrant and great value for money because i could have all the meats on one plate
It came to 20 minutes prior my lift coming then 442 turned up then we waited for TVOS and his gang at The Sandbrook they turned up then the Journey began when we discussed greatest mangers of all time and i said the late Gary Speed then we eventually got to a cold Port Vale i were thankful i was wearing my Qualited Jacket instead of the normal one
I got my Ticket from their actual Ticket Office then ended up going in Tommy's before Kick off were i got another delude Blackcurrant drink just to kill time prior Kick off but it were different to August 2009 because we took far more Rochdale fans were as the exact same place 3 Years later were dominated by Port Vale Fans
I went into the ground then got a Meat and Potato Pie what were okay and a Coffee just to keep warm then i went and took my seat The first half were okay but could of been better but the referee were Favoring most of Port Vale's game which spoilt the game then they went 1-0 up thanks to probably the worst player on that team Pope
Then half time approached I went looking for 442 & TVOS i found them just before the second half then went and took my new obstructed seat near the scoreboard then it felt like game over when Port Vale went 2-0 up thanks to yup you guessed it Pope yet again it most of felt like a Redshaw moment for the kid
Then one of the Port Vale players fouled Kennedy what saw the guy the an intent red card even if the Referee were on their side first half things changed once the foul were commited then The Port Vale from the left side of us abused the linesman and the referee not relising that the Referee let their Goalkeeper time waste most of the game The Referee spent alot of time with the Vale Keeper but never booked him which made me think are they a couple
I ended the toliet so i nipped to go and have a number 1 then just as i opened the door we had scored with a goal from Bobby Grant which made the game 2-1 then not long after Andrew Tutte scored to level the game at 2-2 then just before the end a couple of the Rochdale players almost made 3-2 with some amazing effort on goal with the Vale Keeper getting very very lucky with one of the last shots
it were freezing coming out of Port Vale were the stewards were lined up outside acting like there were gonna be trouble we eventually got the car and waited for TVOS then we set off back to Rochdale were we discussed who our favorite Forum users were and who the bum guy might actually be there were fingers pointed Judds way not the coach company then i suggested a jealous former user who shell not be named because of past record we were near home were i got asked what I'd give the trip out of 10 i said 8 and also got asked if it were in my top 5 which it made
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:42 - Nov 7 with 2143 views | lurker |
Well played Buryhomenitebum. Hilarious!
Oh shit wait....... |  | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:43 - Nov 7 with 2136 views | judd |
SLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |  |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:45 - Nov 7 with 2131 views | BeefCurtain |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:43 - Nov 7 by judd |
SLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Libel remember?!
You've been rumbled my man...
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:46 - Nov 7 with 2128 views | Albert_Whitehurst |
Are you the ghostwriter for the Burybum reports...?
deluded blackcurrant....brilliant! |  | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:52 - Nov 7 with 2114 views | lurker |
Here's my vote for greatest manger of all time for what it's worth
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:00 - Nov 7 with 2095 views | judd |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 14:45 - Nov 7 by BeefCurtain |
Libel remember?!
You've been rumbled my man...
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No, no no. It were talked about, making it SLANDER.
I'm far too busy at work to be spending hours uploading pictures of my tea and stuff. | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:09 - Nov 7 with 2073 views | lurker |
It's confusing Judd. Could I direct you to the dictionary definition?
www.thefreedictionary.com/salamander | | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:09 - Nov 7 with 2073 views | BigKindo |
Taz, Did you not have a little light supper when you got home? With the amount of food and drink you took on board it's surprising that you only went for a whizz at Vale Park. |  | | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:10 - Nov 7 with 2071 views | JumeirahDale |
This might just be the greatest day in the history of our message board. I've not laughed this much in ages. |  | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:12 - Nov 7 with 2065 views | TVOS1907 |
'TVOS and his gang'
Not to be confused with Gary Glitter, Taz buddy. |  |
| When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf? |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:15 - Nov 7 with 2055 views | BigKindo |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:10 - Nov 7 by JumeirahDale |
This might just be the greatest day in the history of our message board. I've not laughed this much in ages. |
Having a whizz at Vale Park is not to be taken lightly. However, it is not on my wish list. | | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:18 - Nov 7 with 2042 views | BigKindo |
Taz. Do you rate the carvery at Sandbrook? It looks as though they are a bit stingy with the gravy. Probably only 3/10 on the Warburton White Sliced mopability scale. | | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:20 - Nov 7 with 2036 views | DaleAwaydayBot |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:18 - Nov 7 by BigKindo |
Taz. Do you rate the carvery at Sandbrook? It looks as though they are a bit stingy with the gravy. Probably only 3/10 on the Warburton White Sliced mopability scale. |
It were a decent meal for Pre-Match food anyhow it were certainly alot better than the Morecambe Pie | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:24 - Nov 7 with 2030 views | chuckleberry |
You ended the toilet? Was that due to too much deluded blackcurrant? |  | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:26 - Nov 7 with 2026 views | BigKindo |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:20 - Nov 7 by DaleAwaydayBot |
It were a decent meal for Pre-Match food anyhow it were certainly alot better than the Morecambe Pie |
I noticed that in respect for the comfort of your fellow traveling companions you didn't take on board an extra portion of sprouts, or, indeed, no greens at all. | | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:30 - Nov 7 with 2015 views | DaleAwaydayBot |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:26 - Nov 7 by BigKindo |
I noticed that in respect for the comfort of your fellow traveling companions you didn't take on board an extra portion of sprouts, or, indeed, no greens at all. |
The veggies didn't look that appealing so i just left them in their bowl thingy | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:31 - Nov 7 with 2010 views | judd |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:30 - Nov 7 by DaleAwaydayBot |
The veggies didn't look that appealing so i just left them in their bowl thingy |
Commonly called a bowl. | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:38 - Nov 7 with 1993 views | since1907 |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:31 - Nov 7 by judd |
Commonly called a bowl. |
Without doubt the Bot gives us absolute gold............. think that even the master of the one liner Judd couldn't match some of the "sentences" that the man cobbles together. Like many others I also p1ssed myself at the deluded blackcurrant!
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:41 - Nov 7 with 1977 views | sandylaner1 |
tazzy are your sponsored by delute blackcurrant ????
and gary speed in a list of the greatest ever managers, lolololol
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:44 - Nov 7 with 1961 views | TVOS1907 |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:41 - Nov 7 by sandylaner1 |
tazzy are your sponsored by delute blackcurrant ????
and gary speed in a list of the greatest ever managers, lolololol
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Some of these Port Vale fans are a bit diluted. | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:56 - Nov 7 with 1928 views | RotherhamDale |
Tazzy for President. |  |
| Possession with progression. |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 15:58 - Nov 7 with 1925 views | BigKindo |
Tazzy. Next Marketing Manager for Ribena. | | | |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 16:06 - Nov 7 with 1900 views | 442Dale |
Gary Speed made Wales great. Even Rhyl.
Did manage to convince Taz that the 21s were a bit pointless and managed by an idiot. |  |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 16:09 - Nov 7 with 1892 views | judd |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 16:06 - Nov 7 by 442Dale |
Gary Speed made Wales great. Even Rhyl.
Did manage to convince Taz that the 21s were a bit pointless and managed by an idiot. |
Whose managed by an idiot? | |
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| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 16:32 - Nov 7 with 1825 views | 442Dale |
| Awayday Review: Port Vale (Staffordshire) on 16:09 - Nov 7 by judd |
Whose managed by an idiot? |
The u21s.
And Wales. Since their tragic loss. | |
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