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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? 10:08 - Jul 11 with 65098 viewsmakaveli1882

QPR edged a step closer to capturing Peter Crouch last night for a knockdown £1million after the striker is understood to have turned down a megabucks move to play in Turkey.

Not least of the reasons the Hoops fan will disappoint top side Trabzonspor is a desire to make a decent job of TV chat show due to launch later in the year.

The former England forward, born and bred in Ealing, could end up less than a mile from Rangers new training ground when he hosts Peter Crouch on the Crouch at the Sky studios in Isleworth.

The 32-year-old nearly made it to Loftus Road in January, but then manager at Stoke, Tony Pulis, vetoed the move when he failed to find cover for the 6ft 7ins forward.




Rangers boss Harry Redknapp is particularly keen to link up for the third time with Crouch so he can lessen the load on the vulnerable hip of Bobby Zamora.

The former Fulham man has vetoed an operation that would keep him out for several months opting to manage the problem with a new fitness regime, although a minimum 46-game season has boss Redknapp hoping Zamora will share duties with Crouch


Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/11/82029-33595116/#ixzz2Yj5O
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Paul Bruce on Spruce

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Former lumbering forward Brett Angel sets up an all female trio, fighting crime in Stockport.


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Me and a lad at work have come up with quite a few to get us through the late shift. Apologies if there's any repeats.

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:33 - Jul 12 by camden_matt

Me and a lad at work have come up with quite a few to get us through the late shift. Apologies if there's any repeats.

Ferdinand On The Sand — England and Man Utd star Rio Ferdinand examines which type of sand is best used when mixing cement.

Fergie On The Lurgie — Sir Alex reminisces over some of the hilarious excuses he’s heard/used for top flight players not turning up for International duty.

Giggs On The Ciggs — Ryan reveals the secret of his longevity as a football player . . . homemade fatty boom batty blunts.

Marc Overmars on Cars — The retired Dutch International gives us the low down on his favourite toy cars.

Ian Rush On The Gush — The ex-Liverpool and Wales striker looks at what happens when porn goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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Deschamp On The Chomp — French coach Didier Deschamp takes us on a whistle stop tour of eateries around gay “Paree”.

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:33 - Jul 12 by camden_matt

Me and a lad at work have come up with quite a few to get us through the late shift. Apologies if there's any repeats.

Ferdinand On The Sand — England and Man Utd star Rio Ferdinand examines which type of sand is best used when mixing cement.

Fergie On The Lurgie — Sir Alex reminisces over some of the hilarious excuses he’s heard/used for top flight players not turning up for International duty.

Giggs On The Ciggs — Ryan reveals the secret of his longevity as a football player . . . homemade fatty boom batty blunts.

Marc Overmars on Cars — The retired Dutch International gives us the low down on his favourite toy cars.

Ian Rush On The Gush — The ex-Liverpool and Wales striker looks at what happens when porn goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Petit On The Settee — Emanuel Petit copies Crouch On The Couch — but with more savoir faire.

Deschamp On The Chomp — French coach Didier Deschamp takes us on a whistle stop tour of eateries around gay “Paree”.

Baggio On The Caggio — Roberto Baggio tries to bum fags off co-workers whilst telling them he’s “skint till the end of the week.”

Vialli On The Harley — Gianluca gives his fans a rare treat and “trevs about” around Chelsea on a Harley Davidson stark bollock naked. ALTERNATIVE VERSION: Vialli trevs about on former Chelsea left-back Jon Harley stark bollock naked.

Temuri Ketsbaia For Hire — The Georgian footballer tries his hand at a plethora of jobs from jockey to steeplechase.

Phil Babb hunts Kebabs - The former Liverpool defender is on the hunt for the finest Kebabs in London town.

Joe Kinnear from the Rear - Joe Kinnear decides to literally talk out of his arse.

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