| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? 10:08 - Jul 11 with 65910 views | makaveli1882 |
QPR edged a step closer to capturing Peter Crouch last night for a knockdown £1million after the striker is understood to have turned down a megabucks move to play in Turkey.
Not least of the reasons the Hoops fan will disappoint top side Trabzonspor is a desire to make a decent job of TV chat show due to launch later in the year.
The former England forward, born and bred in Ealing, could end up less than a mile from Rangers new training ground when he hosts Peter Crouch on the Crouch at the Sky studios in Isleworth.
The 32-year-old nearly made it to Loftus Road in January, but then manager at Stoke, Tony Pulis, vetoed the move when he failed to find cover for the 6ft 7ins forward.
Rangers boss Harry Redknapp is particularly keen to link up for the third time with Crouch so he can lessen the load on the vulnerable hip of Bobby Zamora.
The former Fulham man has vetoed an operation that would keep him out for several months opting to manage the problem with a new fitness regime, although a minimum 46-game season has boss Redknapp hoping Zamora will share duties with Crouch
Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/11/82029-33595116/#ixzz2Yj5O |  | | |  |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:17 - Apr 28 with 4259 views | FDC |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:57 - Apr 28 by MrSheen |
Fash in the Attic
What’s that rustling sound? Is it mice? Pigeons? How long will it take to discover that the genial ex-Wimbledon and England target man is hiding under your eaves with his celebrity chums? This week, John sneaks through the trapdoor at Jen and Barry’s in Nuneaton with Bonnie Tyler and Alan Cork for some hidden camera fun. |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 11:08 - Apr 28 with 4195 views | MrSheen |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:10 - Apr 28 by DannyPaddox |
Challenge Anelka
To raise money for charity, Nicolas Anelka, wearing only an old pair of Chelsea shorts attempts to run barefoot from one side of Gloucestershire to the next. To make things slightly difficult we've covered him in fox piss and alerted the local hunt. |
Can we get a giant rolling cheese in there, or will it steal too many scenes from Nic?
The Thorn Birds
Giant ex-Palace lummox Andy Thorn shares a lifetime of romantic adventures. Musical guest Tracey Thorn helps pad it out to a round thirty minutes.
Can't Play? We'll Take Him Away!
Supporters of two football teams compete in a series of madcap challenges to win the right to terminate the contract of a bloodsucking parasite on their club's books. This week, Aston Villa fans who want to get shot of Ross McCormack go head to head with Sunderland fans furious that Jack Rodwell gets about £10 from every ticket sold to the Stadium of Light.
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 12:46 - Apr 28 with 4139 views | DannyPaddox |
Earth, Windass, and Fire
Another in the popular school's science programme. Dean Windass, Yorkshire journeyman football player, using just a keytar and dressed in a silver glam-funk boiler-suit explains basic concepts in geology to the young and the thick. |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 12:54 - Apr 28 with 4130 views | GroveR |
Last of the Sommer Wine
Pioneering American ex-keeper hurtles down a Yorkshire hill in a tin bath whilst polishing off the Rioja. |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:48 - Apr 28 with 4050 views | PeterHucker |
has anybody done Piqué Blinders yet? |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:31 - Apr 28 with 3984 views | Esox_Lucius |
Rearenders. Danny Shittu and Dou Dou are joined in the Queen Vic for a cuppa tea by Nicky Butt and "Chiqui" Arce to mull over their time in football shoring up their backline against penetrative attacks.
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 20:37 - May 4 with 3634 views | DannyPaddox |
Virtual Van Dyke
In an effort to win the 2018 Champions League Final, Liverpool attempt to shore up their defence by building a robot Virgil Van Dyke to play alongside the human Virgil Van Dyke. But things aren't going to plan and time is running out for Jurgen Klopp and his backroom staff.
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 21:11 - May 4 with 3569 views | BlackCrowe |
Connor Washington on the curious aggressive relationship between wooden farm building entry/exit points and four-stringed plucked instruments.  |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 12:18 - Jan 10 with 2712 views | hopphoops |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:50 - Apr 27 by MrSheen |
Manningsplaining
Each week, the combative Irish midfielder guides viewers through a number of complicated topics. This week, Universal Credit, Blockchain and the Thirty Years War. |
Oddly enough, "Selling the dummy - Fashion merchandising with Luke Freeman" was on High Street TV straight after Wszołek's Rolex this morning. |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:17 - Jan 10 with 2570 views | R_from_afar |
Harkouk's Half Hour: The former QPR and Chertsey Town star explains how to be succeed as an impact sub .
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:20 - Jan 10 with 2394 views | hopphoops |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:17 - Jan 10 by R_from_afar |
Harkouk's Half Hour: The former QPR and Chertsey Town star explains how to be succeed as an impact sub .
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:28 - Jan 10 with 2375 views | LongsufferingR |
St-Ranger Things. Four young schoolkids investigate the dramatic change in the fortunes of their local football team following the arrival of an outsider named Mr.McClaren, and uncover some unworldly and grizzly secrets from the upside down. |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:31 - Jan 10 with 2053 views | DannyPaddox |
Bolaise Come Home
Everton's recent form becomes so shÃt they consider recalling Yannick Bolaise from his season long loan from equally shÃt Aston Villa. However a bunch of ultras from really really shÃt Crystal Palace still pining for the mostly shÃt winger have other ideas. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:16 - Jan 10 with 1986 views | hopphoops |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:31 - Jan 10 by DannyPaddox |
Bolaise Come Home
Everton's recent form becomes so shÃt they consider recalling Yannick Bolaise from his season long loan from equally shÃt Aston Villa. However a bunch of ultras from really really shÃt Crystal Palace still pining for the mostly shÃt winger have other ideas. |
On a similar note, the gritty northern cri de coeur "I Nathan Blake" charts the battles of a man to maintain his dignity as he endures relegations with Sheffield United, Bolton (twice), Blackburn and Wolves, and is finally sent on loan to Leeds. [Post edited 10 Jan 2019 23:17]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:59 - Jan 10 with 1957 views | DannyPaddox |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:16 - Jan 10 by hopphoops |
On a similar note, the gritty northern cri de coeur "I Nathan Blake" charts the battles of a man to maintain his dignity as he endures relegations with Sheffield United, Bolton (twice), Blackburn and Wolves, and is finally sent on loan to Leeds. [Post edited 10 Jan 2019 23:17]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:25 - Jan 11 with 1769 views | LongsufferingR |
Netflix - A new channel dedicated to the pre-match checks on the goals carried out by football linesmen up and down the land. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:01 - Jan 11 with 1724 views | Mick_S |
Benstead's bedsteads.
QPR legend Graham travels the country on behalf of Which? magazine to get you a great night's sleep. |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:27 - Jan 11 with 1679 views | Esox_Lucius |
Pointless. Richard and Alexander follow Ipswich Town for a season. | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:35 - Jan 11 with 1668 views | LongsufferingR |
Nozark - Popular biblical character Noah finds himself on the run from a Mexican drugs cartel. Stealing a casino boat, he fills it up with pairs of animals from the local area to provide cover for his escape. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:41 - Jan 11 with 1654 views | R_from_afar |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:20 - Jan 10 by hopphoops |
So much joy in this thread. |
Too kind! I feel emboldened, so here are some more burnt offerings.
Kez
Suffering a long goal drought and thoroughly depressed, Chelsea striker Mateja Kežman finds an injured kestrel in an overgrown part of the training ground (the bit where John Terry hid all the “Kick it out” banners). In this heart-warming tale, the two outcasts form a bond which eventually sees Mateja hit a rich vein of form and his pet find a mate in Epping Forest.
The rumour Mills
The former Ipswich player — an MBE, don’t you know — welcomes all manner of football experts to the sofa for lively chats about topics like which manager has apparently lost the dressing room, possible transfers, training ground spats and luxuriant moustaches.
Go West!
Watch Taribo West, he of the ground-breaking hair-dos, turn himself into a cross between Peter Duncan and John Noakes as he has a go at all sorts of unusual professions. How will he get on as a steeplejack? Can he cut it as a bookbinder? And has he got the patience to restore a priceless, but faded, stained glass window? Tune in and see!
TFI Fereday
Warm up for the weekend with QPR’s erstwhile wing wizard as he chats with guests from the world of entertainment. Savour the lively atmosphere as the boisterous studio audience get involved in the cheeky but light-hearted banter.
It’s a kind of Pejic
The man who once donned the shirts of Stoke City, Everton and Aston Villa — though not all at once, as far as we know — invites members of his TV studio audience to try their hand at magic, aided and abetted by disgraced ex-Magic Circle member, Hattie Trick.
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:49 - Jan 11 with 1638 views | LongsufferingR |
Sunderland Til I Dye - A group of Black Cats fans try to hide their embarrassment at supporting the club in recent years by looking into re-colouring their replica kits. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:52 - Jan 11 with 1821 views | toboboly |
Tim Star
Tim Sherwood opens up on his magical playing career, wonderful management career, being a successful Director of Football and pundit. All whilst tracking down the murderers of his young son in the Canadian wilderness.
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 11:02 - Jan 11 with 1793 views | R_from_afar |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:52 - Jan 11 by toboboly |
Tim Star
Tim Sherwood opens up on his magical playing career, wonderful management career, being a successful Director of Football and pundit. All whilst tracking down the murderers of his young son in the Canadian wilderness.
Warning: may contain language some viewers find unbelievable. |
...and questionable gilets...
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 11:09 - Jan 11 with 1777 views | aston_hoop |
James Ward Prowls
Nice guy Southampton midfielder turns pick-up artist for a new series on the nightclubs of Hampshire.
Black Klinsmann
German diver Jurgen infiltrates the New Zealand rugby team to see first hand if he can master the Haka while simultaneuously working on his ball skills in time for the World Cup in Japan |  |
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