| NFR.. School Nativity Play 20:05 - Nov 6 with 3381 views | blackdogblue |
Message from school:
Apologies we have had to cancel this years nativity play for the following reasons:
Joseph & Mary can’t risk a £10k fine for the christening.
The 3 wise men have been hit by the travel ban.
The Shepherds have had their furlough extended until next March
There are no shops open to buy gold frankincense or myrrh
The innkeeper has had to close the pub
The Angels can’t fly as their airline business has gone bust
Santa can’t get about because it will break the rule of 6 with his reindeer
Lastly, there is concern over Rudolphs red nose so he is self isolating awaiting his Covid test results
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 21:10 - Nov 6 with 3285 views | downunder |
Over here, Xmas day is 7th Jan, after Santa completes his 14 day quarantine. [Post edited 6 Nov 2020 21:10]
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 21:16 - Nov 6 with 3260 views | watford_dale |
Two wise men, one of them no longer wanted to be a royal. |  | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 11:42 - Nov 7 with 3042 views | pioneer |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 21:10 - Nov 6 by downunder |
Over here, Xmas day is 7th Jan, after Santa completes his 14 day quarantine. [Post edited 6 Nov 2020 21:10]
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The All Blacks moaned about playing the wallabies in Sydney on Dec 14th....the would have to spend 14 days in quarantine on their return to NZ so would miss Xmas. As always they got their way and had it moved forward.
All Blacks happy, Jacinda happy, final score today....wallabies 24 All Blacks 22...wallabies happy. | | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 12:36 - Nov 7 with 3014 views | Nigeriamark |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 11:42 - Nov 7 by pioneer |
The All Blacks moaned about playing the wallabies in Sydney on Dec 14th....the would have to spend 14 days in quarantine on their return to NZ so would miss Xmas. As always they got their way and had it moved forward.
All Blacks happy, Jacinda happy, final score today....wallabies 24 All Blacks 22...wallabies happy. |
were fans allowed back in? I think I saw in NZ they would have allowed about 20,000+ to attend but not sure about Oz |  | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:03 - Nov 7 with 2872 views | pioneer |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 12:36 - Nov 7 by Nigeriamark |
were fans allowed back in? I think I saw in NZ they would have allowed about 20,000+ to attend but not sure about Oz |
near full houses for all 4 games...2 in NZ and 2 in Aus.
A sign of what could have been with the right leadership. | | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:50 - Nov 7 with 2836 views | D_Alien |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:03 - Nov 7 by pioneer |
near full houses for all 4 games...2 in NZ and 2 in Aus.
A sign of what could have been with the right leadership. |
Cheap, and simply wrong |  |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 07:11 - Nov 8 with 2705 views | pioneer |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:50 - Nov 7 by D_Alien |
Cheap, and simply wrong |
there are none so blind as those who will not see | | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 07:50 - Nov 8 with 2698 views | D_Alien |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 07:11 - Nov 8 by pioneer |
there are none so blind as those who will not see |
Give it a rest
Reducing incredibly complex issues to cheap soundbites is Trump-like, and we've all had enough of that. This thread was meant to be light-hearted, so why go down the opposite rabbit hole? Let's just leave it there, and have a peaceful Sunday | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 11:49 - Nov 8 with 2617 views | pioneer |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 07:50 - Nov 8 by D_Alien |
Give it a rest
Reducing incredibly complex issues to cheap soundbites is Trump-like, and we've all had enough of that. This thread was meant to be light-hearted, so why go down the opposite rabbit hole? Let's just leave it there, and have a peaceful Sunday |
Oops, guilty of not playing by the Marquis of D_Alien rules. | | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:38 - Nov 8 with 2532 views | blackdogblue |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 07:50 - Nov 8 by D_Alien |
Give it a rest
Reducing incredibly complex issues to cheap soundbites is Trump-like, and we've all had enough of that. This thread was meant to be light-hearted, so why go down the opposite rabbit hole? Let's just leave it there, and have a peaceful Sunday |
Whole heartedly agree mate ðŸ‘
Turned into politics, what’s next religion, BLM, Trump loosing ffs....
We need a joke thread to cheer us up?....
My starter... NCFC will be promoted 😀 | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:38 - Nov 9 with 2419 views | DaleiLama |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:38 - Nov 8 by blackdogblue |
Whole heartedly agree mate ðŸ‘
Turned into politics, what’s next religion, BLM, Trump loosing ffs....
We need a joke thread to cheer us up?....
My starter... NCFC will be promoted 😀 |
Deposit of random joke as requested
Woman gives birth to twin boys & puts them up for adoption. 1st boy goes to Spain & is named Juan. 2nd boy goes to morroco & is named Amol. 15 years later Juan finds his birth mother online & sends her a photo of himself. The birth mother says to her partner "id love to see Amol" to which the partner replied "their effing twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amol" |  |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:46 - Nov 9 with 2400 views | D_Alien |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:38 - Nov 9 by DaleiLama |
Deposit of random joke as requested
Woman gives birth to twin boys & puts them up for adoption. 1st boy goes to Spain & is named Juan. 2nd boy goes to morroco & is named Amol. 15 years later Juan finds his birth mother online & sends her a photo of himself. The birth mother says to her partner "id love to see Amol" to which the partner replied "their effing twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amol" |
Very good DL!
I'm not much cop with telling jokes. I once told a terrible joke about a ghost, and it still haunts me to this day | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:29 - Nov 9 with 2372 views | blackdogblue |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:46 - Nov 9 by D_Alien |
Very good DL!
I'm not much cop with telling jokes. I once told a terrible joke about a ghost, and it still haunts me to this day |
What do you sing to a skint Bury fan to cheer him up?
There’s a hole in your bucket dear... | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:58 - Nov 9 with 2362 views | blackdogblue |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 18:38 - Nov 9 by DaleiLama |
Deposit of random joke as requested
Woman gives birth to twin boys & puts them up for adoption. 1st boy goes to Spain & is named Juan. 2nd boy goes to morroco & is named Amol. 15 years later Juan finds his birth mother online & sends her a photo of himself. The birth mother says to her partner "id love to see Amol" to which the partner replied "their effing twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amol" |
Sorry bagging 2 here as yours has just reminded me of another one....
Son: Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Well son, your mum is very religious and loves Jesus so it’s an anagram of Easter
Son: I’m not sure I understand that Dad, how can mums love for something be that important??
Dad: When your 18 you will understand Alan | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 16:16 - Nov 12 with 2148 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:03 - Nov 7 by pioneer |
near full houses for all 4 games...2 in NZ and 2 in Aus.
A sign of what could have been with the right leadership. |
Carrie and Dom are doing a great job. | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 22:54 - Nov 12 with 2019 views | dingdangblue |
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar...
Demerara |  |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 09:31 - Nov 13 with 1951 views | DaleiLama |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 17:52 - Nov 13 with 1876 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 16:16 - Nov 12 by BigDaveMyCock |
Carrie and Dom are doing a great job. |
Apologies, Carrie is doing a great job. | |
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 13:34 - Nov 14 with 1808 views | Nigeriamark |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 11:42 - Nov 7 by pioneer |
The All Blacks moaned about playing the wallabies in Sydney on Dec 14th....the would have to spend 14 days in quarantine on their return to NZ so would miss Xmas. As always they got their way and had it moved forward.
All Blacks happy, Jacinda happy, final score today....wallabies 24 All Blacks 22...wallabies happy. |
some result by the Pumas, considering they haven't played a proper match for a year. Is it just another weird result thrown up by the current COVID situation or are NZ on the slide? | | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 15:51 - Nov 14 with 1776 views | isitme |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 13:34 - Nov 14 by Nigeriamark |
some result by the Pumas, considering they haven't played a proper match for a year. Is it just another weird result thrown up by the current COVID situation or are NZ on the slide? |
Argentina hadn't played for ages so the All Blacks should have one comfortably on paper. But games are not played on paper and Argentina deservedly won. The big criticism of the Pumas is their discipline but New Zealand were the ones on the wrong end of the whistle. I also think the All Blacks are a bit weaker in some positions, especially the front five. |  | | |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 16:07 - Nov 14 with 1765 views | DaleiLama |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 15:51 - Nov 14 by isitme |
Argentina hadn't played for ages so the All Blacks should have one comfortably on paper. But games are not played on paper and Argentina deservedly won. The big criticism of the Pumas is their discipline but New Zealand were the ones on the wrong end of the whistle. I also think the All Blacks are a bit weaker in some positions, especially the front five. |
The pre-match Haka was nowhere near as intimidating as normal
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| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 19:09 - Nov 14 with 1735 views | pioneer |
| NFR.. School Nativity Play on 16:07 - Nov 14 by DaleiLama |
The pre-match Haka was nowhere near as intimidating as normal
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I know its the wrong nationality but he looks like a young Eddie Jones. | | | |
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