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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 09:52 5 Dec 2025
“It’s gonna be the GREATEST Soccer Ball competition the World has ever seen!! Would never have happened if it wasn’t for ME!! Thank you for your Attention to this MATTER”. |
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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 09:45 5 Dec 2025
Should be the Piss Prize if the rumours are correct (cue $1bn lawsuit). |
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Reply | Bucket List / Fck It List
at 09:20 5 Dec 2025
After Derby’s endorsement it sounds like his grandson’s friend might be one of them, Lblock. |
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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 04:05 5 Dec 2025
In Itchycoo Park, perchance? |
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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 23:49 4 Dec 2025
I realise the British motor industry is in decline but might there be any other suitable works or factory teams left in the competition that could fit the bill? |
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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 23:43 4 Dec 2025
Yes, seen it. Pass the sick-bag etc. I hope he kicks off the World Cup by taking a penalty, using the technique perfected by Diana Ross three decades ago, and falls flat on his voluminous arse. |
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Reply | Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 23:27 4 Dec 2025
Joe Mercer is a prize-winner. But I think Stan’s first England cap was in Alf Ramsey’s last match against Portugal (he says, as if he hasn’t just consulted Wikipedia) although the sentiments about ‘greatest manager England has ever had’ still, arguably, have a certain resonance in his case.
Still one more caretaker manager to go though … [Post edited 5 Dec 0:04]
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Reply | Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 23:20 4 Dec 2025
Points, with distinction, for Howard Wilkinson (x2) and Stuart Pearce. Deduction for ‘Ben’ Carsley (it’s Lee, of course). |
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Reply | Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 22:57 4 Dec 2025
I guess. Will have to completely re-evaluate my pub quiz repertoire now though. Damn.
Incidentally, am I right in thinking that ‘Robby Bobson’ was the manager of Fulchester United’s arch-enemy in the Viz comic strip ‘Billy the Fish’? If not it should have been. [Post edited 5 Dec 0:08]
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Reply | Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 22:24 4 Dec 2025
Yes, Walter Winterbottom, England’s first official manager. He’s the one that eludes most people. So, one to go then … |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 22:18 4 Dec 2025
Pedestrians that don’t at least raise a hand by way of acknowledgment when you stop for them at zebra crossings. |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 22:13 4 Dec 2025
Back in the day the Ub*r drivers used fog lights to indicate their availability for hire (allegedly). Completely illegal, of course, but hey … |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 22:02 4 Dec 2025
Well, you’re clearly unfamiliar with the popular 1950’s Disney TV series ‘Zorro’ then, Pinner. Herewith an excerpt from the theme tune:
"He is polite, but the wicked take flight,
when they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak, and the poor, and the meek,
this very unique Senor Zorro."
I rest my case. |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 21:30 4 Dec 2025
Fans who, despite the fact that their team might be losing, suddenly start shrieking with excitement and pointing when they see brief, random crowd shots of themselves on the big screen. Your team’s losing, FFS. Look miserable. |
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