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Is it time ?
at 08:46 13 Oct 2026

Bad pint, Kensal?
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Is it time ?
at 21:20 12 Oct 2026

There’s a whole thread of potential Gallic food/drink-related chants from when he was first appointed. A more competent person than me could probably locate it if required.
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Freedom Pass
at 20:22 12 Oct 2026

Does seem rather ‘niche’, I grant you.
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at 20:12 12 Oct 2026

I believe Wayne Rooney may have.
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at 20:08 12 Oct 2026

You don’t want to know.
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keeper
at 14:07 12 Oct 2026

I’ve been seduced too. Hope Phil Parkes will have me back when it all goes pear-shaped.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 08:53 11 Oct 2026

How very dare you, sir. I can’t help being bald.
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Oh dear. 😂😂
at 08:49 11 Oct 2026

It’s the ‘wiggling’ that concerns me. I have led a sheltered life, you know.
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Freedom Pass
at 04:19 11 Oct 2026

Similarly, I was once waiting for an early train at Dent station on the Settle-Carlisle Line (up north somewhere). After some delay an announcement was made that it would be cancelled due to a ‘landslip’.

When two locals subsequently arrived I informed them that there had been a ‘landslip’ and that the train wouldn’t be leaving.

One of them turned to the other, chuckled, and said, “Oh, that’s what they’ll have said. It’ll be old Tom, the driver. It was his daughter’s wedding yesterday and they’ll have had a hell of a night at the Legion. He won’t have fancied it this morning”.
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at 03:57 11 Oct 2026

I was once told by staff at Hampton Court (an end-of-the-line station) that there was some doubt as to whether a particular scheduled train would be leaving at the appointed time (or whether it would even leave at all) because no one knew if the driver ‘would want to go out again’.
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fifa
at 03:42 11 Oct 2026

Bipolaroid Disorder: it’s on the increase apparently.
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Freedom Pass
at 03:39 11 Oct 2026

Ah, must’ve been the wrong sort of sand.
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Freedom Pass
at 03:37 11 Oct 2026

And we haven’t even started on the daytime TV pre-paid funeral ads …
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 21:50 10 Oct 2026

Talking of which, I see ‘Brown Bread Fred’ (aka gangland ‘enforcer’ Freddie Foreman) is now brown bread himself.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 21:44 10 Oct 2026

They’ll be delighted. Not any old Tom, Dick or Harry gets on LFW. It’s a very high bar, you know.
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Oh dear. 😂😂
at 21:30 10 Oct 2026

Bit out of my comfort zone, that.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 21:23 10 Oct 2026

Hope he’s got a defibrillator handy.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 19:36 10 Oct 2026

I actually think there’s quite an art to his sustained ranting.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 19:34 10 Oct 2026

He said there would be a ‘calmer’ version tomorrow (Sunday).
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fifa
at 17:56 10 Oct 2026

Who do you think you are … David Bailey?

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