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So, what do you do 01:36 - Feb 27 with 4336 views

...that drives your wife / other half, spare? Me, loads of stuff. Mrs Boston finds my culinary expertise when cooking piles and friggin piles of lamb chops, then sitting down and sucking the bones dry, triflingly annoying. When she's not saving the planet and fighting for sheep rights, I'm perfecting my recipe for mint sauce.

[Post edited 27 Feb 2017 1:39]

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So, what do you do on 17:08 - Feb 27 with 1116 views

supahoopsa

So Mrs Hoopsa, cooked a lovely roast gammon last night. While she is serving up, I try and get all the roasting trays, drain the oil into an old coffee jar so that the oil can be used again and then stick them in very hot water with washing up liquid so that they are easy to clean after dinner.

However, this often makes me 30 seconds late getting to the dinner table and that is BIG problem for her!

"I spent all afternoon cooking you dinner and now I have to sit alone and eat it all on my own"

Never mind the fact my two boys were already and the table and I was on my way.

Nice clean trays though!

Blue & White hooped blood runs through the family

So, what do you do on 17:20 - Feb 27 with 1103 views

actonman

Snoring / noisy eating / biting nails / constant fidgeting/ using the c word / not cleaning the house from top to bottom as I am up before her !!! / not hanging my coat on correct peg / putting shoes in allocated draw / not flushing the loo every 5 mins / not putting cups etc straight into dishwasher / not making the bed / open the blinds / turning the heating down and off / moaning about spending money / not cooking / never turn up with flowers etc ....

Apart from that , I'm a real catch !

So, what do you do on 17:21 - Feb 27 with 1097 views

Hayesender

I have a nervous twitch in my leg when I'm sitting down which drives her mad.

Doing it now as I type ðŸ˜Š

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So, what do you do on 17:50 - Feb 27 with 1065 views

essextaxiboy

So, what do you do on 12:43 - Feb 27 by derbyhoop
Read Loft For Words.

Yup Same here

She says "are you talking to your friends again" in a patronising sarky sort of way .

Oh yes and something about "listening properly" . I think its that anyway if its not its something close ..................

So, what do you do on 17:52 - Feb 27 with 1055 views

essextaxiboy

So, what do you do on 17:21 - Feb 27 by Hayesender
I have a nervous twitch in my leg when I'm sitting down which drives her mad. Doing it now as I type ðŸ˜Š

My eldest boy does that at LR when we are under the pump a bit , feels like the whole row is wobbling .....

So, what do you do on 18:13 - Feb 27 with 1010 views

BlackCrowe

Leaving for LR at 12pm. "Why the rush, can't you stay and help out - it doesn't kick off for 3 hours".

I mumble something about traffic and finding a parking space etc.

Meanwhile at 12.30 in the C&S with a pint of pride in my hand....

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So, what do you do on 18:34 - Feb 27 with 994 views

BrianMcCarthy

Single at the moment, but the one trait in particular I have that drives most women mad (and drives lots of them away) is that I don't argue.

I never argue. Never. If I'm wrong, I say sorry. Often I say sorry if I'm not wrong. Most often though, I say that I don't think I'm wrong but I'll have a think about it.

Shouting by either party is right out. Screaming, even further out. Abuse, tantrums, racket and bitching is all to be done in private. And away from me. And if either of us is being moody, fine - but do it somewhere on your own.

It all seems perfectly sane sensible to me as a means of conducting a happy and fulfilling life, but I am by all accounts in a minority of one. It has resulted in many infuriated and exasperated women exiting my life seeking psychiatric help. Apparently, arguing is "only natural" and refusing to argue shows I don't care.

They may be right, of course. But, seeing as I don't argue, we'll never know.

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So, what do you do (n/t) on 19:27 - Feb 27 with 915 views

londonscottish

[Post edited 27 Feb 2017 19:28]

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So, what do you do on 19:29 - Feb 27 with 902 views

londonscottish

So, what do you do on 18:13 - Feb 27 by BlackCrowe
Leaving for LR at 12pm. "Why the rush, can't you stay and help out - it doesn't kick off for 3 hours". I mumble something about traffic and finding a parking space etc. Meanwhile at 12.30 in the C&S with a pint of pride in my hand....

Schoolboy error. Never reveal the actual KO time.

I've been getting away with it for years.

Many a game I've been to has "kicked off" at 1.00, or 1.30. A late KO is 2.00. Same applies to evening games. Often 6.00-ish.

One day she's going to check.

So far so good though.

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So, what do you do on 19:38 - Feb 27 with 886 views

UPPERLOFTNZ

Farting the theme tune to kids TV shows

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So, what do you do on 20:30 - Feb 27 with 832 views

PlanetHonneywood

Dropping a right bastard gustumpendumpen just before she uses the khasi.

Doubled if someone comes in after her and odour Planet still fills the air and leaves the new user in no doubt, that Mrs PH just had a massive shit!

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So, what do you do (n/t) on 20:53 - Feb 27 with 794 views

W12SG2

So, what do you do on 10:01 - Feb 27 by freddieeddie
Breathe. Hence the separation.

So, what do you do on 20:58 - Feb 27 with 789 views

W12SG2

Likewise

So, what do you do on 22:08 - Feb 27 with 729 views

Boston

So, what do you do on 18:34 - Feb 27 by BrianMcCarthy

You're missing out on the best sex of your life y'know.

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So, what do you do on 22:16 - Feb 27 with 710 views

PunteR

So, what do you do on 16:43 - Feb 27 by FredManRave
At least she doesn't complain about your drinking...

Ha .I was going to say that as well but i didnt want to make her out as being too nagging. :)

Actually i'm being a bit unfair on her , she's ace.

I'm not that bad either ;)

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