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Jesus Christ 09:59 - Apr 18 with 3361 views

Right. I've slept on it, I've checked the horoscope, Mother's been rung, nails have been chewed and I still can't get away from the fury I feel when some fooking nobody keeps calling the ball a fooking football.

It's not a football. It's a fooking ball you ball ends.

Poll:

Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

Jesus Christ on 10:14 - Apr 18 with 3306 views

funkkk

Is it more or less frustrating than the following:

cheap turnover
low block
transition

Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 3249 views

kel

I thought we should have had a penalty kick at least once yesterday but we ended up getting corner balls instead.

Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 3250 views

R17ALE

Jesus Christ on 10:14 - Apr 18 by funkkk
Is it more or less frustrating than the following: cheap turnover low block transition

The football has been turned over cheaply.

It means to any normal person that the word "Mitre" is now facing the sky rather than the grass after someone picked it up and rotated it 180 degrees. What's more, they did it for free!

Poll:

Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

Jesus Christ on 10:48 - Apr 18 with 3194 views

D_Alien

Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 by R17ALE
The football has been turned over cheaply. It means to any normal person that the word "Mitre" is now facing the sky rather than the grass after someone picked it up and rotated it 180 degrees. What's more, they did it for free!

Shit, i mitre dunnit yesterday with "The football is spending plenty of time in the back of the net", but that was only in response to TVOS' similar comment which was an ironic take on erm... commentary?

May the ball gods crush the balls of those responsible

Poll:

What are you planning to do v Newport

Jesus Christ on 11:24 - Apr 18 with 3087 views

judd

Sounds like someone doesn't know their balls for toffees.

Poll:

What is it to be then?

Jesus Christ on 11:34 - Apr 18 with 3068 views

kel

Jesus Christ on 11:24 - Apr 18 by judd
Sounds like someone doesn't know their balls for toffees.

No kneed.

Jesus Christ on 11:42 - Apr 18 with 3027 views

TVOS1907

First day of the local cricket season today.

Hope the cricket ball clears the ropes a few times.

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

Jesus Christ on 11:48 - Apr 18 with 3018 views

judd

Jesus Christ on 11:42 - Apr 18 by TVOS1907
First day of the local cricket season today. Hope the cricket ball clears the ropes a few times.

Stranded or braided rope?

Poll:

What is it to be then?

Jesus Christ on 11:55 - Apr 18 with 3003 views

finberty

Jesus Christ on 11:48 - Apr 18 by judd
Stranded or braided rope?

Boundary rope.

To mark where the cricket ball, hit by the cricket bat, crosses the cricket ground boundary to achieve four runs on the batting team's score or six runs on the batting team's score.