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Hipster Update .. 09:44 - Dec 10 with 5624 views

...Cereal Killer cafe opens in Brick Lane.

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2014/12/09/in-pictures-the-cereal-killer-cafe-o

Martin chuzzlewit beard...check
born on the fourth of july Vietnam vet couture...CHECK
brick lane...check
ostentatious.....check

(discodroid rides off on penny fathing in disgust...)

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Hipster Update .. on 09:53 - Dec 10 with 3883 views

Metallica_Hoop

Who dyes their hair 'children of the Damned' colour?

I hate hipsters. It's always one who looks like that that tells me my pupils are dilated and I'm too drunk to be served in a really smug way.

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Hipster Update .. on 09:54 - Dec 10 with 3881 views

TheBlob

The Brick Lane I knew was full of rag trade sweat shops.Suppose it's gotta be better than that.......or maybe not.

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

Hipster Update .. on 10:28 - Dec 10 with 3819 views

aston_hoop

At £2.50 for a small bowl of bloody cereal, I'm sure they'll be able to make enough money to keep them in pairs of those trousers that are about 3 sizes too tight and don't go down past your bloody ankles.

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

Hipster Update .. on 10:34 - Dec 10 with 3802 views

enfieldargh

What no Ted Bundy burgers?

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Poll:	SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

Hipster Update .. on 10:43 - Dec 10 with 3789 views

Discodroids

i think the story is a week old so they might not be hip anymore.

i think the cooldaddymancats of brick lane in max wall trousers have moved on to something else this morning.

be good to see them at loftus road being ironic in stone island and lyle and scot

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Hipster Update .. on 10:47 - Dec 10 with 3777 views

paulparker

Hipster Update .. on 10:34 - Dec 10 by enfieldargh
What no Ted Bundy burgers?

anyone caught eating cereal out of a café needs shooting
real cafés are for men with stubble you can light a match to who are nursing hangovers,
order of the day should be a gut buster breakfast with 4 slices of bread 2 cups of tea a can of coke and to top it off 2 Benson & hedges to take the edge off

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Hipster Update .. on 10:50 - Dec 10 with 3763 views

robith

They missed the boat, hipsters are long gone from round there. The Essex Horde own Shoreditch now

Hipster Update .. on 11:00 - Dec 10 with 3743 views

kensalriser

Hipster Update .. on 09:53 - Dec 10 by Metallica_Hoop
Who dyes their hair 'children of the Damned' colour? I hate hipsters. It's always one who looks like that that tells me my pupils are dilated and I'm too drunk to be served in a really smug way.

Simply tell them you're happy to be served in a non-smug way...if they can manage it.

Poll:

QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

Hipster Update .. on 11:05 - Dec 10 with 3736 views

Metallica_Hoop

Hipster Update .. on 11:00 - Dec 10 by kensalriser
Simply tell them you're happy to be served in a non-smug way...if they can manage it.

I will next time.......if I can do so without sluring and thus give them the moral high ground.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

Hipster Update .. on 13:12 - Dec 10 with 3600 views

MrSheen

What milk will they offer, camel, yak or breast?

Hipster Update .. on 13:31 - Dec 10 with 3568 views

TheBlob

Hipster Update .. on 13:12 - Dec 10 by MrSheen
What milk will they offer, camel, yak or breast?

Rat most likely.

I give them two months before a brick comes sailing through the window.

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

Hipster Update .. on 13:52 - Dec 10 with 3520 views

Pommyhoop

Mmm Irish folk peddling cereal ??
It'l never catch on.

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Hipster Update .. on 13:54 - Dec 10 with 3516 views

Toast_R

But can you opt for warm milk with you weetibix?

A bowl of that and I've Nitro powers for a good few hours.

[Post edited 10 Dec 2014 13:56]

Hipster Update .. on 15:09 - Dec 10 with 3452 views

BasingstokeR

Maybe they'll start serving cereal for thunder C's in the Defectors/Sindercombe Social/Brewdog soon.

Hipster Update .. on 16:08 - Dec 10 with 3408 views

BklynRanger

On a practical point, their selection of cereal is fcuking gash.

It looks like they've taken a couple of trips to America and just adopted the entire Yank cereal aisle. Nothing more than that.

Fcuking eejits.

Hipster Update .. on 16:14 - Dec 10 with 3397 views

robith

Hipster Update .. on 15:09 - Dec 10 by BasingstokeR
Maybe they'll start serving cereal for thunder C's in the Defectors/Sindercombe Social/Brewdog soon.

Oh god the Sindercombe - it's like someone went into a hip pub and tried to recreate it from a pished drawing they did on a napkin. Truly terrible

Hipster Update .. on 22:25 - Dec 10 with 3262 views

willis1980

Hipster Update .. on 10:50 - Dec 10 by robith
They missed the boat, hipsters are long gone from round there. The Essex Horde own Shoreditch now

Most of the hipsters are in Peckham now, brick lane is full of towies tourists and northerners down for the weekend

Hipster Update .. on 22:55 - Dec 10 with 3226 views

FredManRave

Hipster Update .. on 13:12 - Dec 10 by MrSheen
What milk will they offer, camel, yak or breast?

Camel will annoy you and you'll want a yak after breast.

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Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

Hipster Update .. on 01:47 - Dec 11 with 3149 views

martinm

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152569519971939&set=vb.6622931938&type=2&

Hipster Update .. on 09:28 - Dec 11 with 3055 views

Discodroids

it gets better.....

http://beardbaubles.tictail.com/product/beard-baubles

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Hipster Update .. on 12:14 - Dec 11 with 2989 views

TW_R

Hipster Update .. on 09:53 - Dec 10 by Metallica_Hoop
Who dyes their hair 'children of the Damned' colour? I hate hipsters. It's always one who looks like that that tells me my pupils are dilated and I'm too drunk to be served in a really smug way.

I would ask them how your level of drunkenness could impede their ability to pour a pint and if it affects them that match they should go work in a cereal bar.

Hipster Update .. on 12:20 - Dec 11 with 2980 views

bob566

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2014/dec/10/inside-secretive-wor

Hipster Update .. on 12:20 - Dec 11 with 2980 views

komradkirk

not for me this cereal scenario...i was stressed enough in America trying to get a breakfast bagel and coffee...choice of 10 bagels,how would like your bagel,choice of several types of coffee......and me just about able to remember who i was

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Hipster Update .. on 14:09 - Dec 11 with 2912 views

Discodroids

uncanny.

it seem the brick lane hipster look is a tribute to that welsh popstar-peado who got caught with a porn stash so vast and toxic they had to overhaul the police IT system.

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Hipster Update .. on 15:06 - Dec 11 with 2852 views

simmo

Hipster Update .. on 14:09 - Dec 11 by Discodroids
uncanny. it seem the brick lane hipster look is a tribute to that welsh popstar-peado who got caught with a porn stash so vast and toxic they had to overhaul the police IT system.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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