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Non Film Night 13:07 - Mar 14 with 5209 viewsE17hoop

We've got the great films thread but what are some of the shockers you've seen?

Communion with Christopher Walken. He's in every scene, overacts SO badly, and it makes no sense. Plus he's wearing a very tall trilby which is just plain wrong.


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Non Film Night on 13:50 - Mar 14 with 3989 viewsR_from_afar

Years ago, I watched "The perfect storm" on video - whatever that is - with three friends.

About 30 minutes in, I nodded off.

When I awoke, with the film still rolling on, I discovered that everyone else was asleep.

Such a dull film

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Non Film Night on 14:02 - Mar 14 with 3940 viewsBrianMcCarthy

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106453/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_86_act

Body of Evidence
-A lawyer defends a woman (Madonna) accused of killing her older lover by having sex with him.

On a date night. I laughed at the sex scenes so uncontrollably that I was asked to leave the cinema. When I turned around, I realised that my date hadn't left with me.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Non Film Night on 14:08 - Mar 14 with 3904 viewsloftboy

The man with 2 brains, one of my mates thought it was brilliant, just didn’t get it, absolute cack.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Non Film Night on 14:13 - Mar 14 with 3883 viewsPaddyhoops

Anything involving Jason statham. Fair play though, he’s made a fortune out of playing the same bloke time after time.
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Non Film Night on 15:13 - Mar 14 with 3800 viewshubble

Non Film Night on 13:50 - Mar 14 by R_from_afar

Years ago, I watched "The perfect storm" on video - whatever that is - with three friends.

About 30 minutes in, I nodded off.

When I awoke, with the film still rolling on, I discovered that everyone else was asleep.

Such a dull film


Funny thing taste! I loved the Perfect Storm, still think it's a good movie.

I think we've had a worst film thread on here before, too. I've seen some absolute garbage in my time and Rock Star, with Wahlberg and Aniston, is right up there. Only went to see it because a mate recommended. Never trusted his taste since.

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Non Film Night on 15:50 - Mar 14 with 3771 viewsCateLeBonR

In Bruges.

I watched this first about 15 years ago and seem to remember enjoying it. Then about a year ago I bought it in a Charity shop for about £1. Thought it was a load of crap second time around, it hasn’t aged well at all. Funny how tastes change.
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Non Film Night on 17:04 - Mar 14 with 3702 viewsBluce_Ree

I used to think that Alien vs. Predator: Requiem was the worst film ever. It certainly is awful in every respect but last year I saw a film that out did it considerably and that is Skinamarink.

The premise is that two kids wake up in the middle of the night in their house but their parents have disappeared and there are now no windows or doors. Sounds like an okay premise for a horror film right?

Well. Here's the thing. For a film to be a film I reckon you need a few basics. You need a story. I mean not even a good one but a story nonetheless. This film doesn't really have one. There's that premise but it's never explained or really acted on. It barely counts.

You need to be able to see what's going on. You can't. In this film the camera is generally pointed at a ceiling or a floor. It's F*CKING SHIT.

You need to be able to hear what's going on. You can't. The few lines of dialogue in the film are basically inaudible. You have to put on the subtitles and when you do it doesn't in any way advance the story.

There's no real ending. That's a common one in films but here it's weird because there's no start or middle either.

Here's the trailer. Imagine this for nearly two hours. Just this. And the whole 'In this house' line isn't in the film. And that's literally the only actual thing in the trailer.

It's F*CKING SHIT.


Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Non Film Night on 17:15 - Mar 14 with 3668 viewsted_hendrix

This thread has been done before my film then hasn't changed.

*Love Story*

The dreadfully over acting Ali MacGraw took far too long to bloody die, (about 139 minutes).

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Non Film Night on 18:34 - Mar 14 with 3611 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Any of the prequels and sequels to the original Star Wars Trilogy.
Ruined childhood memories after sitting through 90 minutes of The Phantom Menace. Utter, utter garbage, and 20 odd years later I'm still angry.
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Non Film Night on 20:13 - Mar 14 with 3525 viewslave16

Non Film Night on 18:34 - Mar 14 by Wilkinswatercarrier

Any of the prequels and sequels to the original Star Wars Trilogy.
Ruined childhood memories after sitting through 90 minutes of The Phantom Menace. Utter, utter garbage, and 20 odd years later I'm still angry.


Dusk to Dawn 2,3,4 etc
Starship Troopers 2,3,4 etc
General theory if the sequel is crap the sequel of the sequel sequel is very crap.

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Non Film Night on 19:20 - Mar 15 with 3331 viewsSpaceman_P

Non Film Night on 14:13 - Mar 14 by Paddyhoops

Anything involving Jason statham. Fair play though, he’s made a fortune out of playing the same bloke time after time.


same as Hugh Grant, they basically play the same bloke for life.
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Non Film Night on 21:06 - Mar 15 with 3281 viewsQPRSteve

U-571

Utter travesty of a film. How the Yanks won the war when they hadn't even entered it at the time!

Should be banned fro being shown in this country.
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Non Film Night on 21:18 - Mar 15 with 3267 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Escape to Victory. How the hell Stallone got the No1 Jersey is beyond me.
As for John Wark.......
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Non Film Night on 00:45 - Mar 16 with 3193 viewsDannyPaddox

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Non Film Night on 01:07 - Mar 16 with 3181 viewsFredManRave

Non Film Night on 19:20 - Mar 15 by Spaceman_P

same as Hugh Grant, they basically play the same bloke for life.


You can add Adam Sandler and Jim Carey to that generalisation.

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Non Film Night on 19:26 - Mar 16 with 3068 viewshubble

Non Film Night on 19:20 - Mar 15 by Spaceman_P

same as Hugh Grant, they basically play the same bloke for life.


I went to school with Hugh Grant. He was the same bloke then, too.

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Non Film Night on 20:25 - Mar 16 with 3011 viewsqueensparker

Non Film Night on 15:50 - Mar 14 by CateLeBonR

In Bruges.

I watched this first about 15 years ago and seem to remember enjoying it. Then about a year ago I bought it in a Charity shop for about £1. Thought it was a load of crap second time around, it hasn’t aged well at all. Funny how tastes change.


No way, I love In Bruges!

Haven’t watched it for a while admittedly but I can still quote so many lines from it

Same team that did Banshees of Inisherrin which also split opinion
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Non Film Night on 20:43 - Mar 16 with 2991 viewshamptonhillhoop

Million Dollar Baby with Hilary Swank. Woman gets paralysed boxing. Hour and a half of someone talking to her in hospital. Depressing beyond belief
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Non Film Night on 11:09 - Mar 17 with 2858 viewsPaddyhoops

Non Film Night on 19:20 - Mar 15 by Spaceman_P

same as Hugh Grant, they basically play the same bloke for life.


Agreed to a point but he’s turn in Paddington 2 made me think again .
He was top notch in the that .
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Non Film Night on 20:09 - Mar 17 with 2720 viewsCateLeBonR

Non Film Night on 20:25 - Mar 16 by queensparker

No way, I love In Bruges!

Haven’t watched it for a while admittedly but I can still quote so many lines from it

Same team that did Banshees of Inisherrin which also split opinion


Maybe I wasn’t in the mood for it this time. It’s quite juvenile.
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Non Film Night on 20:13 - Mar 17 with 2701 viewsQPR_Hibs

Non Film Night on 20:09 - Mar 17 by CateLeBonR

Maybe I wasn’t in the mood for it this time. It’s quite juvenile.


and quite sweary!

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Non Film Night on 20:48 - Mar 17 with 2664 viewsSonofpugwash

It's A wonderful Life.
Finally relented and watched it after people told me what a classic it was...
WTAF.Mawkish maudlin crap.Made you want to eat your own eyeballs.

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Non Film Night on 22:27 - Mar 17 with 2627 viewsNed_Kennedys

Non Film Night on 20:48 - Mar 17 by Sonofpugwash

It's A wonderful Life.
Finally relented and watched it after people told me what a classic it was...
WTAF.Mawkish maudlin crap.Made you want to eat your own eyeballs.


I’ve read some right old bollox on here over the years but this post is a downright disgrace Sir!

Great, great film!

Worst film of all time is without doubt Holmes & Watson: the least funny comedy of all time. What on earth was Will Ferrell doing?
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Non Film Night on 09:11 - Mar 18 with 2530 viewsPaddyhoops

Non Film Night on 20:25 - Mar 16 by queensparker

No way, I love In Bruges!

Haven’t watched it for a while admittedly but I can still quote so many lines from it

Same team that did Banshees of Inisherrin which also split opinion


Love in Bruges . Not on the same level as The Gaurd which stars Brendan Gleeson , Don Cheadle and a phscycopathic Mark Strong .
Hilarious.
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Non Film Night on 09:29 - Mar 18 with 2498 viewsMalintabuk

Saltburn..... cardinal sin of listening and reading the reviews, stating it is a modern day classic reflecting blah blah blah....
Sat down with my lass who you have to know is a nurse of some 60 years... so nothing turns her stomach.... got to the outdoor scene where the guys goes down on this bird at the wrong time of the month .... squirm... then over to the bath scene.... remote snatched from my vice like grip and channel changed.... enough of that.... fair enough love
Utter sh!te
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