| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:04 - Nov 19 with 2084 views | wombat |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 13:18 - Nov 19 by TwoHalves |
Unlikely to be available for the Grand Opening though. |
to true , would have to get a ramp installed as well . |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:18 - Nov 19 with 2025 views | Boston |
Good gawd, why am I hanging about with a bunch of old wrecks! |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:24 - Nov 19 with 1992 views | kensalriser |
I've found that getting older has helped me treat people more equally.
I now hate young people as well as old people. |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:41 - Nov 19 with 1943 views | Match82 |
Groaning out loud when I sit down. And then again when I stand up |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:42 - Nov 19 with 1935 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:18 - Nov 19 by Boston |
Good gawd, why am I hanging about with a bunch of old wrecks! |
Welcome to the future, Sir! | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:53 - Nov 19 with 1906 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:41 - Nov 19 by Match82 |
Groaning out loud when I sit down. And then again when I stand up |
Guessing you resent the exhortation to ‘Stand up and make some noise’ then, Match? | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:50 - Nov 19 with 1769 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:53 - Nov 19 by TwoHalves |
Guessing you resent the exhortation to ‘Stand up and make some noise’ then, Match? |
My least favourite part of going to QPR is having to stand up whenever anything positive happens. Between the non-existent knee room and my own failing limbs I just can't be c*nted with standing up to see that we almost got a corner. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:10 - Nov 19 with 1689 views | Konk |
They just opened a massive new M&S in the centre of Bristol. I almost cried for my younger self when I heard myself telling colleagues that I was going to pop down and check out the new M&S at lunchtime. I've become middle-aged and middle class. Boom. |  |
| Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:31 - Nov 19 with 1655 views | R_from_afar |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 12:47 - Nov 19 by E17hoop |
Buying one of those pill divider things to separate out the daily doses of stuff. Add this one, add that one, and you're rattling before breakfast.
I've not succumbed to hearing aids yet but know they're in my future; I use earplugs at gigs now otherwise the already constant tinnitus becomes unbearable for weeks rather than days. This is my life soundtrack, approximately 10000 Hz
https://www.checkhearing.org/tinnitusmatching.php?rangeHz=0.851¬e=87& |
I can empathise when it comes to the tinnitus  . I reckon mine is at a higher frequency, but it's my constant companion now. Maybe I should give it a name... 
Another constant and unwelcome companion is my posterior vitreous detachment, or rather, the issues it causes. We've just moved into a more or less brand new house where everything is spartan and bright and the dazzling white walls of the downstairs toilet are particularly good at highlighting the mass of floaters in my eyes. Sigh  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:43 - Nov 19 with 1616 views | Match82 |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:53 - Nov 19 by TwoHalves |
Guessing you resent the exhortation to ‘Stand up and make some noise’ then, Match? |
I mean it's neither or both really at this point. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:44 - Nov 19 with 1612 views | E17hoop |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:31 - Nov 19 by R_from_afar |
I can empathise when it comes to the tinnitus . I reckon mine is at a higher frequency, but it's my constant companion now. Maybe I should give it a name...
Another constant and unwelcome companion is my posterior vitreous detachment, or rather, the issues it causes. We've just moved into a more or less brand new house where everything is spartan and bright and the dazzling white walls of the downstairs toilet are particularly good at highlighting the mass of floaters in my eyes. Sigh |
When I had retina surgery they had to drain the fluid in my eyeball. Floaters disappeared as the fluid came back over the next few weeks. |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:50 - Nov 19 with 1604 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:50 - Nov 19 by Bluce_Ree |
My least favourite part of going to QPR is having to stand up whenever anything positive happens. Between the non-existent knee room and my own failing limbs I just can't be c*nted with standing up to see that we almost got a corner. |
Couldn’t agree more. Trouble is, you’ve then got the bloke in front’s backside presenting itself in front of your face. Also, there’s the nagging feeling that, if you don’t make the effort to ‘Stand up if you love Rangers’ every five minutes, then you’ll immediately be denounced as a some sort of football quisling. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:54 - Nov 19 with 1595 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 20:27 - Nov 18 by Spaceman_P |
F me.... noticed a grey eye brow today... fuming.
Genuinely though I think I'm going through a midlife crisis |
Best not look any lower, Spaceman. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:57 - Nov 19 with 1586 views | Northernr |
LFW instructed accountant (salaried position) remains concerned about the medium and long term business plan. |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 22:41 - Nov 19 with 1411 views | stowmarketrange |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 11:42 - Nov 19 by TwoHalves |
I’m beginning to think the club should seriously consider setting aside a section of the ground where, to mitigate the many and varied musculoskeletal issues so eloquently described by contributors to this thread, a selection of ergonomically-designed electronic recliner chairs, or similar, might be provided. Quite possibly accessed by means of a Stannah stairlift (other stairlifts available). Chamber pots available on request. |
Do you think that it’s because we’ve spent so long sitting with our knees up against our chests in the cramped seats at LT that we’ve all got dodgy knees and hips? |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 22:51 - Nov 19 with 1395 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 22:41 - Nov 19 by stowmarketrange |
Do you think that it’s because we’ve spent so long sitting with our knees up against our chests in the cramped seats at LT that we’ve all got dodgy knees and hips? |
Class action lawsuit, anyone? | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 23:25 - Nov 19 with 1351 views | Myke |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:05 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
The 'Sir' thing, all of a sudden.
Sir? Sir?
I'm not wearing armour. |
The ‘Sir’ bit I am used to as a teacher. It’s the ‘Mr’ bit that still has we wanting to check is my dad standing behind me, even though I’m 62 and he dead with over ten years. | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 23:50 - Nov 19 with 1333 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 15:24 - Nov 19 by kensalriser |
I've found that getting older has helped me treat people more equally.
I now hate young people as well as old people. |
You sound a well-balanced sort of chap, Kensal; a chip on both shoulders! 🙂 | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 04:19 - Nov 20 with 1202 views | Benny_the_Ball |
Looking at photos and realising you now look like your Dad.
Hitting the floor and realising you now Dad dance.
Not making the bus/train because you now move like Michi Frey.
Watching TV channels that constantly screen funeral ads. |  | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 06:00 - Nov 20 with 1134 views | TwoHalves |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 04:19 - Nov 20 by Benny_the_Ball |
Looking at photos and realising you now look like your Dad.
Hitting the floor and realising you now Dad dance.
Not making the bus/train because you now move like Michi Frey.
Watching TV channels that constantly screen funeral ads. |
Smart cookie that Benny! | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 06:07 - Nov 20 with 1126 views | Gus_iom |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:05 - Nov 18 by BrianMcCarthy |
The 'Sir' thing, all of a sudden.
Sir? Sir?
I'm not wearing armour. |
Ooooh, that's disingenuous. Your gardener sent me a copy of his employment contract, adding, "look what I have to call the fecker!". | |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 07:36 - Nov 20 with 1041 views | davman |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 19:57 - Nov 19 by Northernr |
LFW instructed accountant (salaried position) remains concerned about the medium and long term business plan. |
Come on, mate, let's be honest you are no spring chicken any more. Fair chance you'll go before the rest of us!!!  |  |
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| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 08:03 - Nov 20 with 1001 views | captainmycaptian |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:27 - Nov 18 by FDC |
For me it's the fact that I need sleep like never before, but I've never really accepted I'm no longer in my twenties I'm convinced I'd be out raving all weekend if only i had the time and less committments, all despite the fact that I very clearly need to be in bed by 9.30 or else I'm tired tomorrow.
In fact a friend has invited me to Burning Man next year, to DJ on one of those desert float things, and I'm all excited about it whilst my wife rolls her eyes at me hurling myself into what is clearly going to be a sad pitiful death in the desert |
You have to go !!!! It will reinvigorate you have beem told it is amazing by a few bods. Just make sure you have plenty water. Also the massage tent is amazing so I have been told | | | |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 08:24 - Nov 20 with 978 views | FDC |
| Middle Aged Blokes Club on 08:03 - Nov 20 by captainmycaptian |
You have to go !!!! It will reinvigorate you have beem told it is amazing by a few bods. Just make sure you have plenty water. Also the massage tent is amazing so I have been told |
ha, a week living off of hallucinogenics and UV rays... "reinvigorated" wasn't quite the word that came to mind tbh!
It's one of these where I'm going to regret it whatever I do: Don't go - missed out. Go - destroyed myself 1000s of miles from home... |  | | |
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