| Oi Clive where's our match report... 09:03 - Jan 13 with 4285 views | SuffolkHoop |
Lunch break is between 1230 and 1 so by then would be great please mate!!
 
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 09:34 - Jan 13 with 4259 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Yeah Clive you lazy shit....
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We demand you produce the service that we put zero input and money into now! [Post edited 13 Jan 2017 10:09]
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 10:06 - Jan 13 with 4189 views | RamseyR |
Suspect this one may be later than usual.
I guess Clive may start on a draft before the game, and this morning will be furiously changing his usual (but hilarious) negative analogies, for some positive ones, but he's a bit out of practice on those  |  | | |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 10:55 - Jan 13 with 4101 views | WokingR |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:23 - Jan 13 with 4046 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Shoddy!
All I'm saying, you never see Clive and Donald Trump in the same room at the same time. He's probably pissed or, being pissed on, by some Russian brass in the Reading Travelodge as we speak.
I'll get the tapes from the concierge, and we'll hang this sloth out to dry...literally and metaphorically speaking! |  |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:36 - Jan 13 with 4005 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:23 - Jan 13 by PlanetHonneywood |
Shoddy!
All I'm saying, you never see Clive and Donald Trump in the same room at the same time. He's probably pissed or, being pissed on, by some Russian brass in the Reading Travelodge as we speak.
I'll get the tapes from the concierge, and we'll hang this sloth out to dry...literally and metaphorically speaking! |
You can get waterproof laptop covers nowadays, so he still hasn't got an excuse. | | | |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 with 3973 views | Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:47 - Jan 13 with 3953 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |
The home crowd was so small last night that I think a few people will need to double up on the man spam. [Post edited 13 Jan 2017 11:50]
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:53 - Jan 13 with 3930 views | WokingR |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:56 - Jan 13 with 3906 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |
And may the lord be praised amen.
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 12:04 - Jan 13 with 3851 views | Dorse |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:38 - Jan 13 with 3653 views | SuffolkHoop |
Only joking Clive take as long as you need.
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:42 - Jan 13 with 3626 views | Northernr |
Lol bluce has done it for me. at proper work until later today so you'll have to cope with the knee jerks for now |  | | |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:51 - Jan 13 with 3567 views | PinnerPaul |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:42 - Jan 13 by Northernr |
Lol bluce has done it for me. at proper work until later today so you'll have to cope with the knee jerks for now |
You don't call that "proper" work surely?! 
Looking forward to it, will enjoy reading it before bedtime tonight! |  | | |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:04 - Jan 13 with 3525 views | Dorse |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:51 - Jan 13 by PinnerPaul |
You don't call that "proper" work surely?!
Looking forward to it, will enjoy reading it before bedtime tonight! |
Your foreplay really needs some work PP... | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:08 - Jan 13 with 3513 views | kensalriser |
You must all be the fanboys I saw disparagingly referenced in another thread. |  |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:12 - Jan 13 with 3493 views | PinnerPaul |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:04 - Jan 13 by Dorse |
Your foreplay really needs some work PP... |
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| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:20 - Jan 13 with 3455 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:08 - Jan 13 by kensalriser |
You must all be the fanboys I saw disparagingly referenced in another thread. |
I'm also unnecessarily argumentative, you arsehole : ) | | | |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:31 - Jan 13 with 3422 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.
Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.
Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.
Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising |
More succinct and neither does it want for cutting analysis, social commentary or wit.
I like. I like, it a lot.
Take a memo for the other bloke, forgotten his name already, and include his P45. Dress it up, blah, blah, place on record, blah, blah triffic job etc. but tell him to do one by the end. | |
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